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  1. ANGER MUFF! AHAHAHAHA!
  2. Under a cloud :_(
  3. AHAHAHA! "Please HELP ME! Just turn the knob from the outside!!!" = The words I just yelled to sandwich delivery guy.
  4. Doggie shishkabob, anyone? Satan is calling....
  5. Porn and a Shamwow!?!?! What???
  6. Ready to brunch soon with tons of vodka and eggs... or do a rooster shot which involves a raw egg. I love sicking those bastards out.
  7. No favors from me today, sorry world. You can kiss my grits!
  8. TORNADO!!!!!!!!!! Sirens and funnel clouds... don't forget the hail. And I'm sitting here eating pizza and twitting about.
  9. Hears the icecream truck but is too lazy to jump outside in my jammies to score an frozen treat....
  10. being titilated by twitter... not really. What a lot of rubbish!
  11. Needing to get my ass in gear!