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GreenYogurt

  1. @slackmistress @BeTheBoy Cutest picture ever! Somebody should frame it and give it to that kid's parents (did you guys steal a kid?).
  2. @pantalonesfuego I like the type of terrible person you are. :) I'm sure your nails look great!
  3. @pantalonesfuego They carry testers now?
  4. Being that it's 4:30 a.m. and I've not yet gone to sleep, pretty sure Sunday is going to be super harsh.
  5. @thepigbaby Ugh, sorry.
  6. When we're old, do you think we'll have our grandchildren bedazzling our orthopedic shoes when they visit us in the nursing homes?
  7. @uppityfag Dude. Charge your phone. :)
  8. One Kings Lane is selling Jonathan Adler stuff. I am all verklempt.
  9. @pattinichols Now you know what to get him for Christmas: nbcuniversalstore.com/friday-night-l…
  10. @uppityfag Some people watch So You Think You Can Dance, and cry over it.
  11. @fosterhood If she is Missing, then you'll be viewed as having kidnapped her. Can you get a letter from J's mom giving u consent?
  12. @fosterhood reports J's mom doing coke w/ child in house & J's mom won't admit to having given J to u. Then J would be considered missing.
  13. @fosterhood I can't comment but am concerned the mom is HIDING Jacket with you & this may lead to a very bad place if the sister (con't)
  14. @thepigbaby I am so confused - thought you were around my age. So you guys got engaged as teenagers? Happy Anniversary and many more!
  15. Woke up from dream that @MrBradGoreski made his entrance on a talk show by running on stage to defend a style his mom was talking about. ??
  16. @pattinichols Because it's not hers, or because her taste buds are broken? Even I like your cooking.
  17. @ninjyjd FUCK YEAH YA DID!
  18. The office manager at work is angry at me, and giving me the silent treatment. I don't know why. This week is sure gonna be fun.
  19. @YourDailyTip I do not know what you are doing or trying to achieve with your hair lately, but it is really working!