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  1. Just got around to watching "Trekkies." Those are some nerdy-ass nerds. about 17 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. My mom saw Pineapple Express on cable last night. "It was pretty funny in a lame kind of way." That's my mom. Giving credit where it's due. 8:35 AM Dec 20th from web
  3. My parents have been looking over their new @cakewrecks book for the last hour. I don't know why I bothered with other gifts. 8:31 AM Dec 20th from web
  4. Catching a glance at @ToplessRobot before going into a meeting with a 3-letter intelligence agency. My life is ridiculous. Oh, and awesome. 7:45 AM Dec 17th from web
  5. RT @diggtop Great White Shark Shows Who is King of the Ocean (PIC) http://urlfold.com/o84 [DAMN RIGHT.] 5:23 PM Dec 16th from web
  6. Sexy Batman tattoo photography. Art is neat. http://bit.ly/7Umioa 10:31 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  7. CHOMP 8:54 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  8. Kids, I'll be slow-posting the rest of the week. Business trip to DC. Juicy-looking seals on the Atlantic seaboard should watch their backs. 8:54 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  9. RT @thinkgeek: 'Til 7p EST, $20 off Tauntauns (1 per order) w/ code TAUNTAUN20 or free shippin w/ code NONTAUN. Details: http://j.mp/5cTiJ9 3:12 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  10. RT @ToplessRobot: Behold the Bat-limo-bile, easily the greatest car that has ever or will ever be made. http://is.gd/5oUcn 12:25 PM Dec 15th from Echofon
  11. @thinkgeek A tauntaun would look great with my decor. My living room is finished with the fur of various dead space animals. 11:20 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to thinkgeek
  12. @geeksofdoom No biggie. I'll take my NY Times shout-out and call it a week. 11:16 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to geeksofdoom
  13. @ToplessRobot Congratulations. I think you'll enjoy this shallow, lackadaisical existence. 11:15 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to ToplessRobot
  14. @ToplessRobot I'm living proof that good looks and not working particularly hard will get you places. I love this country. 11:03 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to ToplessRobot
  15. Here's my quote on Attack of the Show. The man-boy repeated it, not Olivia Munn. My words deserve better! http://bit.ly/4KTvvO 10:52 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  16. RT @Groonk: saw @greatwhitesnark's tweet on Attack of the Show. one of these days I'll rate that cool. 10:41 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  17. Don't believe in Santa? Send your letters to Christopher Walken. (Obviously.) http://bit.ly/74ovxs 10:37 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  18. They don't make Supergirl like they used to. Or fried chicken. http://bit.ly/5KP2S2 12:39 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  19. Dinosaur bed. Sleeping in the jaws of a T-Rex will allay any fears of a monster under the bed. http://bit.ly/848wr9 12:37 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  20. PUN ALERT: Booba Fett. http://bit.ly/8LexZP 7:25 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic
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