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GreasyJoey

  1. "when you're following @MattStruble , you're following 4 or 5 people at once." -@Jack_O_Murphy
  2. All you at #HHI don't for get to rub in some #grease! That way you sizzle like bacon in the sun! #yuummmmy
  3. Heading home to the 'Fontaine to get my #grease refill.
  4. I f*cking love pudding
  5. #PickupLineOfTheNight hey I've got some Wings Over Athens up in my bedroom.
  6. @Jobu_Lives #Greaser Perez!!!!!!!
  7. @MLBastian what are the attendance numbers looking like tonight? Dollar dog night looks like it did wonders.
  8. @AirAfrica11 I'm good! You going to HHI this weekend? Gomna be crazy
  9. I say the same thing about my friends when they go on a diet RT @djcoop5: If they can't be there for you, you don't need em
  10. It's times like these that I wonder what @AirAfrica11 is up to.
  11. @85mom your son never tweets back and I always tweet him fun and interesting things. Can you please fix him?
  12. #ThingsImGuiltyOf being dishonorably discharged from the army
  13. Hey @ochocinco what do you think about hot dogs? I like mine cold and with mustard.
  14. Just heard it was dollar dog night at the @Indians game. If I were there I'd probably eat enough dogs to pay off Greaser Perez' salary!
  15. Just want to wish good luck to my favorite player @ChrisPerez54 tonight! #GreaseHard or die tryin'
  16. wowzaa! @xxxBiBiJones and she's not that #greasy!
  17. Can anybody recommend some good porn stars to follow on twitter?
  18. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MANGO IN THE RANCH! You are a monster Al! #chopped