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  1. Every time I look up, my flight has been delayed by another 15 minutes. When I leave the airport, should I turn out the lights?
  2. If you live in certain parts of rural TN, you won't receive a DTV signal. No answer on if we'll ever get broadcast again. FCC was surprised.
  3. The FCC has just confirmed that my mother is expected to receive 0 channels due to the digital transition.
  4. Whenever I think that flying can't get worse, I'm proven wrong.
  5. @schwa You, too?
  6. @ioctocat I'd love a free copy of iOctocat.
  7. I'm now comfortable with SQL. I can write one, completely unintelligible SQL statement to do what used to take a half page of code.
  8. @importantshock G-d bless you for your saintly work.
  9. Yesterday, I received a professional degree from Yale. Today, I need (another) job.
  10. Note for last tweet: pastor and keg are unrelated. Just appointments made on the same day.
  11. Busy day. Already talked to my pastor, repaired a lawnmower, mowed my lawn, and fixed lunch. Next: make potato salad and pick up a keg.
  12. @mike3k I think the poll is significantly flawed. Southerners have a history of, um, "independence."
  13. I propose that people stop using gifs for animation until Safari handles them better. Flash doesn't even freeze Safari as bad as gifs.
  14. @benlachman Keep up the good work.
  15. @benlachman I always thought the point of children was for the jokes at their expense. I'd never keep a child from saying "ta-tas."
  16. @mcmyra But Texas has given us so much. Like... um... Okay, Willie Nelson is the only thing that comes to mind.
  17. Why aren't there any programming conferences in TN? Anyone want to meet in Nashville? I'll also go to NC or GA.
  18. X-Men Origins: Wolverine won't be winning any Oscars, but it was a lot of fun.
  19. @mcmyra Allison and I are @ GYPSCY. She says, "hi."
  20. @ephelis Familiarity breeds contempt?