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The publishing world digs our book! Carlton wants to date a hot publishing world chick. Do hot publishing world chicks date undead dudes?
9:03 AM Oct 21st
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We're thinking that when we get to L.A., we'll zombify the dude who runs Conway Recording. Hey, quit bitching, studio time is expensive.
5:54 PM Oct 20th
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Rufus' mom texted him that Mr. Hathaway is turning into a roach. As if.
5:51 PM Oct 20th
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Ever slap your E string with the meat of your thumb, then your thumb flew off and landed down the cute bartender's shirt? No? We have.
5:34 PM Oct 20th
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Join or be eaten.
8:54 AM Oct 19th
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Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit. Rufus got too hungry. You don't want to know.
8:54 AM Oct 16th
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Fun fact: if you play a B-phrygian chord with an A-flat in the bass, you can cause your listeners' brains to boil.
5:18 AM Oct 16th
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Finished rehearsal. Have to run. A bunch of alternakids are blaming us for Walt Moran's "O.D."
10:42 AM Oct 15th
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We'd never bite the hand that feeds us. Unless we were hungry.
3:32 PM Oct 4th
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Or club owners?
3:32 PM Oct 4th
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Why would we want to hurt our fans?
3:32 PM Oct 4th
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We didn't mean it.
3:31 PM Oct 4th
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Remember Rufus's jam session? Problems galore. You might've seen the story on CNN. If not, Google Graveyard Smash, dismemberment, and song.
7:48 AM Oct 2nd
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Jamming at a rest stop ain't what we envisioned when we planned this. Meanwhile, seems Mr. Hathaway is showing signs of roach transformation
9:13 AM Oct 1st
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Rufus is another mournful ballad. He wants us to pull over at a rest stop so he can play it for the public at large.
8:43 AM Oct 1st
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Mrs. Hathaway insists we get on the road. Carlton was all like, "What, like Kerouac?" Darryl punched him in the gut. Hard.
5:31 PM Sep 30th
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Carlton's theory: "zombie + maggot parasite = possible Kafkaesque madness." Rufus's theory: "Shut the fuck up, Cleeve."
7:13 AM Sep 30th
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According to Mr. Shaman, Mr. Hathaway has a parasite. Apparently, it's a member of the maggot family. Not sure about this shaman.
5:56 AM Sep 30th
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Waited in front of the shaman's place for seven hours. 3 big-ass gangstas tried to mess with Carlton. They're now 3 big-ass undead gangstas.
3:32 AM Sep 30th
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Tried to pry the phone from Carlton's hand. No luck. Dude's marble. Creepiest part: he has a half-boner from dirty-talking with that chick.
1:11 PM Sep 29th
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- Name Graveyard Smash
- Location Alternate world/Tweeted novel
- Web http://www.AlanGo...
- Bio Teen zombie band tours U.S. leaving grooves & death in their wake. Contact jason.ashlock@movabletypenyc.com re: rights information for this Y.A. zombie mashup.
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