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GrannyGreen

  1. There’s a bug in my computer. I believe it’s looking for a byte to eat.
  2. Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. -E.B. White
  3. Saw my first arena football game tonight....not sure what my reaction is...
  4. Granny's favorite Taco Salad recipe: http://www.granny-green.com/Cookbook13.html
  5. Keep your fabric remnants. Even if you can't think of a use for them now, new projects will surely come along.
  6. Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. -John Lennon
  7. On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the "escape" key.
  8. Keep a measuring tablespoon in your flour cannister along with the sifter. You'll be surprised how often you use it.
  9. You can't get ahead of anyone you're trying to get even with.
  10. I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
  11. All generalizations are false, including this one.
  12. Potatoes soaked in salt water for 20 minutes before baking will cook faster.
  13. People who snore always fall asleep first.
  14. Apple pancakes: add 1/2 tsp cinnamon and one cup finely chopped apples to your basic pancake recipe.
  15. How to extend the life of a cucumber: wrap in a paper towel (keep in fridge) and it will stay good for 1-2 weeks!
  16. Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. -Elbert Hubbard
  17. Coffee is the second most traded commodity on earth. Oil is the first. Clearly humanity has a thing for black drippy liquids.
  18. For maximum flavor and long life, wrap your prized onions (like Vidalias) individually in newspaper and store in a cool, dark place.
  19. Need a new PC but don’t have a ton of cash to spend? Think about buying a refurbished one. You could save about 25 percent.
  20. Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. –Dandemis