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GrahamMiles

Mylene Farmer is representing France tonight. This makes me happy. #Eurovision #teenagecrush 3:47 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
Only evolution can save us: RT @bengoldacre: Franklin's scientific proposal to the Royal Academy, on farting post.ly/7QyJS 5:04 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
Boys weekend in Istanbul beckons. When I write 'boys' I am clearly referring to mental rather than physical development. 12:26 PM May 17th via TweetDeck
@lisafos I'm pretty comfortable with the list only containing 'belly dancers', but thanks. 2:21 AM May 13th via TweetDeck in reply to lisafos
@jodieworld Secret stationery fetishist. 11:58 AM May 12th via TweetDeck in reply to jodieworld
@jodieworld You love a bit of hot stationery action. I can reveal that I have TEN dividers in FIVE colours. 11:55 AM May 12th via TweetDeck in reply to jodieworld
Love the fact that at 8pm I can pop out and buy both ring binder and subject dividers. Another exciting Saturday night beckons. 11:51 AM May 12th via TweetDeck
@AndyWilliams_ congratulations. How's the 'recovery' period going? 10:33 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
@_ShirMcC_ Totally. I held a GUN. (It was heavy.) 10:32 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _ShirMcC_
@SurrealAnarchy open day! It's been extended until 8pm so you could still make it. Long queues earlier today but should be quiet now. 10:30 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SurrealAnarchy
Cutty Sark and Naval College from #HMSOcean #Greenwich instagr.am/p/KVSxnfnD5S/ 9:49 AM May 7th via Instagram
@mikecurryphotos I got to fire a gun. And board a (stationary) helicopter. I'm basically a commando now. 7:51 AM May 7th via TweetDeck in reply to mikecurryphotos
On board HMS Ocean. Long queue but worth it. Even for pacifists like me. twitpic.com/9ieeu2 #Greenwich 5:00 AM May 7th via TweetDeck
So the Navy's biggest ship just sailed by, taking out the Docklands and daylight as it passed: twitpic.com/9h45oa #greenwich 3:28 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
@greenwichcouk @ianvisits It's just rounded the Dome, accompanied by tugs, police boats and a sleek police helicopter. 3:14 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
Excitement mounts in the office as we track HMS Ocean's journey to Greenwich on marinetraffic.com #Greenwich #Friday 2:04 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
greenwichcouk Lessons on how to point a missile twitter.com/greenwichcouk/… 7:10 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by GrahamMiles and 4 others
The drugs that made Joey 'cigarette eye stubber' Barton an incisive Newsnight interviewee should be compulsory bbc.in/KHQWcT 2:43 AM May 2nd via TweetDeck
@AndyWilliams_ I WANT IT. 10:17 AM Apr 30th via Mobile Web
@BelgianWaffling On my first, inspired by the film, which also taught me some useful Norwegian. I shall look forward to the sucking spider. 12:41 PM Apr 27th via TweetDeck

Name Graham Miles
Location Greenwich (the London version)
Web http://www.frootw...
Bio The man behind some of the world's least known websites. Badminton ninja. Claims to be Scottish, but doesn't sound it. Writes about himself in the third person.