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GrahamANelson

mr_seanhughes Got a Costa card this morning. I've had 26 cups of coffee. Once the violent shakes and the vomiting stop I'm going back in for my free one. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 27 others
@BullShitWARNING "nothing explains...pathological attention seeking." Yes there is: Votes! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to BullShitWARNING
@BullShitWARNING What exactly was said? I can't find the relevant post. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to BullShitWARNING
BorowitzReport I don't want to live in a world where the Euro collapses but doesn't take Eurovision with it. about 22 hours ago via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 347 others
StefJJones “@CarolineFlintMP: Engelbert Humperdinck is older than 22 of the countries competing tonight. Not the acts... the countries. #Eurovision " about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 4 others
DavidACGregory Germany only voting for countries they've invaded. @bbceurovision #Eurovision about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 5 others
Sarah_Lund Righting I'm calling to send in my vote! What's the number for Crimestoppers? #eurovision 2:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 25 others
timminchin And yes I know Eurovision is on. My timeline is flooded. But I'm a non-TV-watching Aussie alone in LA. GM crops is all I got bitches. 1:52 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 125 others
@ShappiKhorsandi "I didn't..know Jedward are Irish..don't watch reality TV." Jedward are not real.They're figments of their own imaginations 2:13 PM May 26th via web in reply to ShappiKhorsandi
ShappiKhorsandi I refuse to get drunk. I won't. #eurovision will NOT do that to me. 12:55 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 19 others
boobygraffoe On the bright side it doesn’t matter which country wins and has to host it next year, the Germans are going to be paying for it. #eurovision 12:41 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 98 others
Dr_Blood That's what your hot Russian brides will look like in ten years! Be warned! #eurovision 12:34 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 1 other
@planetchampion Yep, his Bo' Rhapsody was dreadful.Thin voice, off key. Only heard ONE decent cover of it, by Pink. 1:43 PM May 26th via web in reply to planetchampion
eddieizzard Sunset in Cape Town say.ly/Wtc3p3m 8:56 AM May 26th via WhoSay Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 74 others
BorowitzReport Hard to believe that Twitter is six years old. Seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family. 9:00 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 487 others
_VCL_ And "hyper organic" is when you don't even think about chemicals when growing the plants. 5:38 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson
_VCL_ Family has agreed there is such a thing as "super organic" if you don't talk about insecticide/fungicide around the plants. 5:37 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by GrahamANelson and 1 other
Why don't hen Pheasants say to the cock birds, "I'm sick of this gender stereo type. YOU look after the chicks for a change!" ? 5:23 AM May 26th via web
Impressive contribution from a politician, VP Joe Biden. washingtonpost.com/politics/biden… 4:33 AM May 26th via web
@boobygraffoe "Russia is in Europe now? This is Hitler’s dream come true." With Israel in the Eurovision, his worst nightmare. 4:25 AM May 26th via web

Name Graham Nelson
Location Liverpool, UK
Bio Would-be novelist, researcher, ex-musician, music buff, birdwatcher, bipolar and all round good egg! What more do you want?