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  1. Put in 'The Aristocrats' for some pre-dinner entertainment. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Just bought a *bucket* of wild bird seed. This makes me happy. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Prefrably north Sac, but I don't care too much. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. I need a walk-in doctors office. Suggestions? about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @TheWalkingEye Keep with it! Add up all the money you'll save! Read a boolk! Have coffee! Masturbate! Don't smoke! about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to TheWalkingEye
  6. @TheWalkingEye You're funny today, and not in the sense of 'there's something funny 'bout that boy' about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to TheWalkingEye
  7. I can lead a nation with a microphone. about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. @ThisModernDeath I'm willing to talk if that's what you want to do. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ThisModernDeath
  9. @TheWalkingEye What, he'll tell me 'the Aristocrats'? about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to TheWalkingEye
  10. @bafadam Could you be more direct? I mean, dancing around the topic like that helps no one. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to bafadam
  11. Oh thank god I think it's starting. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. Turned on my work computer, says it can't find the hard drive. Ima cry. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. .@blackcatinla You know, Matt, I don't need your shit too. Keep it up and I'll send @thismoderndeath to take over your bath. 9:37 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter in reply to blackcatinla
  14. @trapcast_sara I can't do soda because of the sugar anyways so I get lucky there 8:18 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter in reply to trapcast_sara
  15. Word of advice? Never let @thismoderndeath in your bathtub. 8:17 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter
  16. @trapcast_sara That's about the extent of my diet, not eating quite so much cheese and fried food and mayo. ;) 8:16 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter in reply to trapcast_sara
  17. I feel fat and sassy, which means I'll begin dieting about now. 8:02 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter
  18. I realized it was bordering on ridiculous when I found the 4th acustic guitar. 4:54 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter
  19. Got some homemade blackberry mead from my brother for christmas. Sweet. :) Gotta let it sit a year though. Oh wells. 4:18 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter
  20. @revhortonheat We got your Sacramento, CA back. Our washer even has blood-removal instructions right on the lid. 4:06 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter in reply to revhortonheat