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  1. NOW who's "crippling office morale with his obsessive paranoia", eh Paul??? about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Ha! They scoffed at me when I said we had a thief in this office. But I had 178 Kleenex in my box when I left last night. This a.m.? 163! about 18 hours ago from web
  3. Bad early reviews for The Road. I liked the earlier film adaptation better, when it was called '28 Days Later'. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. RT @thatdjgallo If electric razor technology improves any more, there will be time machines that fly back and kill you at puberty. about 19 hours ago from web
  5. ...and Anthony Anderson as "The Son". There. Done. about 20 hours ago from web
  6. You win...wait a second, BET?? Alright, no problem. Just let me make some revisions to the "Suggested Cast" list... about 20 hours ago from web
  7. That's my pitch for "Same Blood, Different Cells", a terrible new show I'm offering to develop for whatever network approaches me first. Go! about 20 hours ago from web
  8. Voiceover: They say prison changes a man. But it can also change his son. Particularly where that son is a man TRAPPED...in a woman's body! about 20 hours ago from web
  9. I don't have a link to a story, I just think it would be a good idea. about 21 hours ago from web
  10. Weird Al commissioned to write song for Microsoft's Windows 7 campaign; chooses Clash parody, "Lock the Task-bah". about 21 hours ago from web
  11. Prison justice, beagle style: http://foodcourtlunch.com/?... about 22 hours ago from web
  12. @scratchbomb It would be an absolute nightmare. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to scratchbomb
  13. First panicked request: "Has Metallica already shot a video for 'One'?!?" about 22 hours ago from web
  14. Man previously thought to have been in coma for 23 years actually silently conscious entire time: http://tinyurl.com/yf3mout about 22 hours ago from web
  15. I always kind of hoped she'd marry Engelbert Humperdinck. "Heidi Humperdinck". Got a nice ring to it. 3:47 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. Actually, his last name is "Samuel". Which is kind of pedestrian given his first name. Kind of like "Fabio Johnson" or "Pope Doug I". 3:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  17. In case you are wondering about pronunciation, that's a silent "_". 3:37 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. Heidi Klum has decided to take her husband Seal's last name. http://tinyurl.com/ybjdfwy She'll now legally be known as "Heidi ____." 3:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. I don't get why NFL footage from 3 years ago looks indistinguishable from footage from the 80s. Do they store this stuff in salt mines? 8:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. Note to Rob Johnson: you have approximately five hours left to steal his thunder by announcing you are either gay or have cured H1N1. 4:03 PM Nov 23rd from web