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GosamerMonster

  1. Ummm...you've got a little crazy on your face.
  2. Starting my 4 day weekend, because work sucks.
  3. I'm not an asshole, but sometimes I drive like one.
  4. @straydogsrock oh, so far so good. Haha. Thanks for asking.
  5. @straydogsrock thanks for the shout out! Hope you're having a great one!
  6. I know there's someone out there that you have lost contact with. Call them. Email them. Write them a letter. TODAY. Before it's too late.
  7. Don't wait until it's too late... wp.me/p2ob8c-1g
  8. Being a foster parent: wp.me/p2ob8c-17 via @wordpressdotcom
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  10. wp.me/p2ob8c-10
  11. Tip: screw up the laundry the first time, she won't ask you to do it again. Beware, though, that's the same tactic she'll use for blowjobs.
  12. Hey man! May the fourth be with you! My coworker right before I punched him in the face and set him on fire. #starwarsday
  13. wp.me/p2ob8c-3
  14. This frozen coffee would be way better with rum in it.
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  16. It scares me sometimes how easy it is to make fun of people to their face without them knowing it.
  17. My annual physical is why I go to a female doctor. #smallfingers
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  19. wp.me/p2ob8c-1