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GosamerMonster

  1. Ummm...you've got a little crazy on your face. 2:44 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  2. Starting my 4 day weekend, because work sucks. 4:36 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  3. I'm not an asshole, but sometimes I drive like one. 7:41 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  4. @straydogsrock oh, so far so good. Haha. Thanks for asking. 2:53 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to straydogsrock
  5. @straydogsrock thanks for the shout out! Hope you're having a great one! 2:40 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to straydogsrock
  6. I know there's someone out there that you have lost contact with. Call them. Email them. Write them a letter. TODAY. Before it's too late. 7:46 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  7. Don't wait until it's too late... wp.me/p2ob8c-1g 3:10 AM May 11th via WordPress.com
  8. Being a foster parent: wp.me/p2ob8c-17 via @wordpressdotcom 3:23 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
  9. wp.me/p2ob8c-V 3:31 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  10. wp.me/p2ob8c-10 3:31 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  11. Tip: screw up the laundry the first time, she won't ask you to do it again. Beware, though, that's the same tactic she'll use for blowjobs. 8:30 AM May 5th via Twitter for Android
  12. Hey man! May the fourth be with you! My coworker right before I punched him in the face and set him on fire. #starwarsday 5:55 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android
  13. wp.me/p2ob8c-3 2:51 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  14. This frozen coffee would be way better with rum in it. 1:37 PM May 1st via Twitter for Android
  15. wp.me/p2ob8c-B 8:22 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for Android
  16. It scares me sometimes how easy it is to make fun of people to their face without them knowing it. 7:37 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android
  17. My annual physical is why I go to a female doctor. #smallfingers 8:56 AM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
  18. wp.me/p2ob8c-j 6:49 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android
  19. wp.me/p2ob8c-1 7:01 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Gossamer
  • Location North Texas
  • Web http://gooddaypic...
  • Bio Married, proud dad to three boys. I'm a part of #LonghornNation, and I sing when I drive. Don't judge me.
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