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  1. Modern Canadian government was founded by blacksmiths and artists and is based on the vascular system. FACT. about 15 hours ago from txt
  2. I always remember to schedule checkups for the cats on this day because I'm fond of alliteration. about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  3. @lafix It's science. 10:06 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  4. Carney nipples have been rendered vestigial by their liberal reliance on Mountain Dew to nourish their offspring. 9:48 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  5. @atsirhc Those weren't chickens. Those were retired circus animals. 9:41 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  6. @CjsWife4Life The only way to kill a trend is to put it in the hands of the elderly. 1 box of skinny jeans to the old folks home might do it 9:29 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  7. @tams77 Only mammals have nipples. Chickens are not mammals. They are tasty birds that are made to be formed into nuggets and fried. 9:25 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  8. @tams77 Chickens don't have nipples. I've always wanted to say that. 8:25 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  9. Skinny jeans are one fabric away from leggings. Guys. 8:24 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  10. Spiritual ReTweet. 4:20 PM Nov 10th from Echofon
  11. Out of nowhere she asks "Milkshake is a butt, right?". I fear tonight's dinner menu. 2:45 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. Send me an anonymous message - http://bit.ly/3eG5Dw DO IT. 1:07 PM Nov 9th from Echofon
  13. "Play hopscotch with a velociraptor." Man, this bucket-list thing is going to be harder than I thought. 9:44 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. Father-in-law's outside Xmas lights are hung. Next: procuring illegal fireworks for the 4th and buying nonperishable Halloween candy. 8:06 PM Nov 8th from Echofon
  15. One too many O'Douls and he's off posting topless pictures on the internet. He'll never work in this town again. 9:28 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  16. Turns out the whole 2012 doomsday scenario is caused by Wallmart, ripping space/time by bringing out the Xmas decorations earlier & earlier. 4:19 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  17. From coffee to beer in less than 20 mins. If I can go back to coffee, I will have successfully bifurcated the day. Sat. II: Weekendening. 10:40 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  18. @sista_flapjack I have a Photoshop and I know how to use it. Don't EVEN tempt me. 9:32 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  19. Fresh leg tattoos are an excellent excuse to not wear pants. And suddenly you understand the intricate tattooed mural that covers my wang. 7:12 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  20. This backhoe's got 99 problems but a ditch ain't one. 2:18 PM Nov 6th from Echofon