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  1. I'm selling "Ted Kennedy Is My Power Animal" shirts in my Zazzle store http://www.zazzle.com/Goril...* AND THEY ARE KINDA AWESOME. about 6 hours ago from Echofon
  2. Say it out loud! Not shopping on Black Friday and I'm proud! Good God, y'all. Ungh. about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  3. Turkey sushi is weird. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is asking "Where are the cans of french fried onions?" at the grocery store. 2:17 PM Nov 25th from txt
  5. The Cranberries are playing in Chicago tonight, the day before Thanksgiving. Think about it. 9:27 AM Nov 25th from txt
  6. @penbleth I'm thinking a vag-pocket protector should really be a thing. Leaky pens could end you up being mistaken for a squid. 2:31 PM Nov 24th from Echofon in reply to penbleth
  7. I love shirts with pouches and cargo pants so I'm pretty sure that I'd love having my own vagina. They're like extra pockets, right? 2:23 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  8. How long did it take to get your doctorate in plagiarism? 1:24 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  9. Increased levels of excitement are directly proportionate to decreased use of proper spelling and punctuation. I call it "The EduLOL Scale". 12:52 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  10. YourWelcomeTaking. 9:50 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  11. @Xytrex And a tool chest full of concealer, eye-liner and lip gloss. Also a wicked battle-axe for inspiring bigger profit margins. 9:14 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to Xytrex
  12. @giromide No, this car is more like AV Club and what kids do on break from AV Club (drink juice boxes and use their inhalers). 9:12 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to giromide
  13. I'm reading the owner's manual for my new car. Cover-to-cover, bitches. I'm *that* guy. 8:58 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  14. @Morros Yay! Somebody noticed my absence! 3:48 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to Morros
  15. "Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein" 1:12 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  16. @StndrdBitch It was more of a "SQEEEEEEZOMGZOMGZOMG..... oh wait." 10:16 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to StndrdBitch
  17. You know those plastic owls that are supposed to scare away birds? They also fool people who get overly excited by seeing owls. Namely me. 10:13 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  18. @wifeoftj "The Boy's new best friend"? That's one of the mostest sweetest things ever! 9:05 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to wifeoftj
  19. @jeda_21 I've been out of town and offline for 3 days. You BETTER be kidding about an Eggo shortage! 8:42 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to jeda_21
  20. We can't stop here! This is Bob Evans country! 2:59 PM Nov 22nd from txt