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Gorflax

  1. "STICK YOUR BIG FAT MEATY COCK IN MY PUSSY" Bitch, I'll put my penis where ever the fuck I'd like. 22 minutes ago via web
  2. @ryanlundie Door shit 38 minutes ago via web in reply to ryanlundie
  3. AWWW YEEEAAH VIP MIX OF INTERNET FRIENDS 39 minutes ago via web
  4. OooooOoOooooh 'Centipede' samples Flux Pavilion's remix of 'Must Be the Feeling' about 1 hour ago via web
  5. New Knife Party is fucking awesome! Great end to the weekend. about 1 hour ago via web
  6. RT @danisarah_ Love is seriously fucked up about 2 hours ago via web
  7. 'Not my type' is another way of saying 'if I found you attractive you'd have been inside me by now'. about 2 hours ago via web
  8. This is all I need to feel alive. about 3 hours ago via web
  9. Holy fuck why are my pubes so itchy. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. @CapnSarah manly tears were shed about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to CapnSarah
  11. And that's all you're gonna do. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, jerk off. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. Walking home from work in this fucking freezing weather. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  14. Gah. Off to work. This is poo. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  15. So don't want to go to work tonight. about 8 hours ago via web
  16. @danisarah_ words hurt you know :''''( about 13 hours ago via web in reply to danisarah_
  17. @danisarah_ h8 u now about 14 hours ago via web in reply to danisarah_
  18. His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti about 14 hours ago via web
  19. Somebody just called me, spoke a bunch of gibberish, everybody in the background laughed, then they hung up. What. about 24 hours ago via web
  20. "Country music, or as I like to call it, 'farm emo'" about 24 hours ago via web
  • Name Taco
  • Location Melbourne, Australia
  • Web http://gorflax.tu...
  • Bio I’m 53 years old. I’ve been golfing all my life. I eat golf. I sleep golf. My wife get mad at me all I do is golf.
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