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Man rips head from Hitler wax figure in Berlin. Well done, Germany. Just 60-odd years too late.
| GordonWSmythe Stats show more than half of gun deaths are suicide. Second Amendment to be renamed "Kervorkian's Friend". |
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| GordonWSmythe Amy Winehouse punches fan at Glastonbury; apparently a misguided attempt at emphasizing the third "no" in her hit song Rehab. |
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| GordonWSmythe Ew, Ew, Dennis McHugh, That Man Spat At Mo. (apologies to Trumpton but not to Big Brother) |
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| GordonWSmythe Madonna hires McCartney's divorce lawyer. Looks like Shane doesn't have a leg to stand on. |
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| GordonWSmythe Supreme Court bans death penalty for raping children. George W. Bush's hand-picked judges doing well, then. |
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| GordonWSmythe McCain adviser says terrorist attack on US soil a 'big advantage' to Republican nom. So THATS what right wing prays for every night. |
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| GordonWSmythe George Carlin dies. Moral Majority pleased it won't ever have to hear those 7 dirty words ever again. |
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| GordonWSmythe Val Singleton reveals affair with Peter Purves. Suddenly Magpie looks so tame. |
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| GordonWSmythe John McCain offers $300m to whomever can create a more efficient car battery. Wife Cindy offers $10 to anyone who can fix her vibrator. |
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| GordonWSmythe Amy Winehouse has emphysema. Still, at least she's got her cigarette habit to fall back on. |
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| GordonWSmythe George Carlin dies. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits. |
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| GordonWSmythe NASA declares ice on Mars. Now to find a planet made of whiskey and smash them together. |
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| GordonWSmythe Goodnight Burbank, Abigail and Hayden featured in the Wall St. Journal - http://tinyurl.com/5gbz8z |
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| GordonWSmythe Tim Russert dies. Sharon Stone overheard muttering about karma. |
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| GordonWSmythe 1 in 4 adults in NYC has herpes virus. Enjoy Internet Week everyone!!! |
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| GordonWSmythe Goodnight Burbank in the London Times: http://tinyurl.com/4zwzgc |
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| GordonWSmythe Goodnight Burbank reviewed in the London Times: http://tinyurl.com/4zwzgc |
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| GordonWSmythe Tatum O'Neal: "Drug arrest saved me". Yeah. From buying any more crack this week. |
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| GordonWSmythe Bo Diddley Deadiley. |
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