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  1. @nikolasco Supposed to look like this-- http://tinyurl.com/yl3y77h . Had enough to finish on my pullow, but sans tahhs, it just fell apart.
  2. http://twitpic.com/12c28r - Tah-dah! I ran out of rope.
  3. When all else fails--namely pillows, guitar cases, and one unfortunate teddy bear, who's already seen too much--tie up your own tits.
  4. Invented a meal from the amalgam of processed shit in our pantry. Washed it down with a beer. Now, to tie up my desk chair before bed.
  5. @wendyblackheart If only. I've got instant farina, salad in bags, a tub of cookie dough, roughly the size of my head, and some Coors Light.
  6. http://twitpic.com/12ba1k - Please send help.
  7. Have unfortunately discerned the actual meaning of "grocery shopping for snow storm essentials", according to my mother.
  8. On my break at work, dreaming of rigger glory and a full eight hours of sleep.
  9. @writingdirty It's 'gleam'. Guess I'll just have to tie you up again. You know, until you learn.
  10. Despite my efforts, she remains blissfully young and dumb. I'm only vaguely incensed.
  11. Spent the last hour trying to convince my 20 y/o coworker that living with her 47 y/o bf and his kids, who call her 'mom', is fucked up.
  12. Downside to having a functioning computer, again--I must play, and win, a game of Free Cell before bed each night, or I won't fall asleep.
  13. RT @tj: Exactly how many "Women make men's lives so miserable that men ought to buy themselves [X] as a reward" commercials are we going ...
  14. In other news--wow, Colts. Way to show up tonight. headdesk.
  15. Sigh. What a weekend.
  16. http://twitpic.com/11ybyi - Brought a flask to Macy's. Bad ass.
  17. http://twitpic.com/11wy65 - Sunday morning Pottery Barn browsing.
  18. I kind of win at domestic shit, sometimes.
  19. Prepared an epic bumpkin feast for the mister last night. Buttermilk fried chicken w/hand-smashed potatoes, broccoli, and a red velvet cake.
  20. @writingdirty I haven't failed! I'm a resourceful squirrel. Just working on vedge.