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  1. Um, Viktor & Rolf's Flowerbomb. Please and thank you.
  2. Today's a weird day for me. Dredges up a lot of shit I'd rather not remember, but I'm trying to stay upbeat. I know I'm far better off.
  3. Spent the evening inspiring chubbies in gawky teenage boys and older men, alike, at a marching band dinner. Good to know I've still got it.
  4. Out shopping with the girls, smelling men's fragrences in search of one I might like to breathe in while burrowed against warm boy chest.
  5. Wow. I sincerely wish I could un-see that movie.
  6. Lost in Bloomingdale's. Trying to find the Chanel room so I can stay there forever.
  7. http://twitpic.com/qn0u3 -
  8. @writingdirty Promise not to snap at me next time I fail to slice onions to your liking, and maybe there'll be more of those to go around :)
  9. I think this qualifies him for sainthood. At the very least, a blowjob.
  10. My friend's bf always brings her lunch at work, but today he brought some for me too! Roast beef on a roll, w/pickles and a Hershey's bar.
  11. Dinner with the girls at Johnny Rockets tonight. Last Saturday closing with the whole crew.
  12. Hungover at work. Left my house keys in Suffolk County. Might as well be in another time zone.
  13. Up and covered with dog hair, having passed out on the family couch where a Golden Retriever and a Beagle just molested me awake. Bon matin.
  14. Totally not drun,k enough for this shit.
  15. Hunt for boots has brought me to Kohl's, where fashion goes to die. Still unsuccessful.
  16. Fuck Twilight.
  17. Sigh. Looks like I'll be getting drunk and making some very bad decisions tonight.
  18. I'm seriously in the mood to buy shoes. Black ankle boots. Kthnxbai.