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  1. @linajk I actually knew that because I just bought a $10,000 dog and he sniffed it out.about 1 hour ago from Brizzly in reply to linajk
  2. If you saw me today, I'm pretty sure you'd think I've given up. And you'd be right!about 5 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. @DirtyGert you do realize there's a difference, right?about 5 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to DirtyGert
  4. @Caissie If I told you the list of what I couldn't send to my daughter's daycare for snack, you'd wonder what they ate.about 5 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Caissie
  5. Friend: Christ those guys were annoying. Probably from Jerktown. Me: You know, I'm starting to think we might be the ones from Jerktown.about 6 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. @ellenpaige I actually think that might be in the Facebook bylaws. So you're in the clear.about 6 hours ago from web in reply to ellenpaige
  7. @Caissie @wadetoblack I feel kinda same way. Jealous I didn't think to do it first; cool to see someone make Twitter successful.about 17 hours ago from web
  8. I was just informed by my 3 y.o. that she doesn't like witches because they make her nervous.about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  9. @therealcherilyn the ball pit at any Chuck E. Cheese. Actually that might be ringworm. But hey, it's a worm, and it's gotta work.about 21 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to therealcherilyn
  10. @DoucheLarue if you ever do, let me know. I'll be your shepherd.about 21 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to DoucheLarue
  11. @WadetoBlack @jonathancox You must have all hipster friends. Or unhipster friends. My thing is littered with barnyard chatter.about 23 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to WadetoBlack
  12. @LarryCarroll I'm gonna be honest. My list of things I don't know about New Moon is considerably longer than 5.11:12 AM Nov 9th from Brizzly in reply to LarryCarroll
  13. Guy in meeting: Fred Durst is dating Tara Reid, right? Me: So what? They're are probably 3 guys in this room dating her too.7:29 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. what could make a beautiful day better? A neighbor inviting you to a chili dog BBQ. It was like a delicious, gassy heaven.6:25 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. Today I've eaten a bag of potato chips and 2 chili dogs. Apparently I'm in training for carnival season.6:18 PM Nov 8th from Brizzly
  16. @calindrome yeah pretty much. Which is weird because you could already share docs in google.8:31 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly in reply to calindrome
  17. So I got this Google Wave, but I don't know what to do with it. And I don't see any appendages at all that it would wave with. Rip off!8:22 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. @slag_mag my hands are high! Maybe it was our baseball tom foolery!8:20 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly in reply to slag_mag
  19. the amount of cheese products containing no actual cheese currently in my stomach? Let's just say I'll be petitioning for a new food group.8:02 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  20. @stacyhuff save some wine for tomorrow so i can warm up at the fields the right way...6:18 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly in reply to stacyhuff