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  1. @I_am_JMan well at least the checks have to be pretty big. I'm looking for your silver lining. about 4 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to I_am_JMan
  2. @I_am_JMan is this still contract or did you get full time job? about 4 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to I_am_JMan
  3. @debenham Autobot Rapture sounds like the name of an 80s Christian punk band. Were the christian punk bands in the 80s? Are there any now? about 5 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to debenham
  4. @Caissie Ask yourself this. Is there anything that couldn't be improved without donuts? about 5 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Caissie
  5. Pretty sure M Night Shylaman wrote the ep. of Dora I just saw. The puppies were Swiper's? That's almost as bad as angry trees! about 5 hours ago from web
  6. @I_am_JMan that sucks. did you lose a lot of stuff? about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to I_am_JMan
  7. @I_am_JMan how's the hard drive? Still a door stop? about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to I_am_JMan
  8. @I_am_JMan well maybe you could leave out the "fucking." about 9 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to I_am_JMan
  9. Reading The Road parked in my car in a deserted parking lot on this dull grey day really puts me in the mood...for fun! about 10 hours ago from Brizzly
  10. RT @isplotchy: Oh of course, me RT'ing myself doesn't show up. FUCK YOU TWITTER about 10 hours ago from Brizzly
  11. can't think of that special gift to get your spouse? Wonder no more! http://bit.ly/5bdDUo You can thank me later. about 12 hours ago from Seesmic
  12. Lincoln Logs are good for one thing - finally allowing Barbie and Ken to realize their log cabin fetish. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
  13. @slag_mag did the same thing with mine until she started singing the Jamie Foxx song. She was cheating! about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to slag_mag
  14. @radiocolin they had such potential too. If I were advising, I would tell them to play off "lol" and create a new identity. They need it. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to radiocolin
  15. @Caissie my frazzly haired Cathy tattoo begs to differ! (if I could draw I would ball point pen that sucker on my leg to finish the joke) about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Caissie
  16. @Caissie @knitterplease No one really wants my identity. Did you see I just made a Minus Man reference? about 14 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Caissie
  17. @Caissie It would be like the Minus Man - only probably less boring. Why yes, I just made an Owen Wilson as a serial killer reference. about 14 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Caissie
  18. @knitterplease my hair! my shoes! I'm fat! I just wrote a Cathy comic. about 14 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to knitterplease
  19. Twitter on Monday mornings: Like a Cathy comic, only funny. about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  20. What does it say about the other Jacksons when Jermaine is the one speaking for them? #AMAs 7:16 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly