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GoonSquadSarah

  1. Given the screen what else would they do? instagr.am/p/LEnlYTJa9f/ 6:55 PM May 25th via Instagram
  2. @jenorr Right? I know a guy that will do it for free. Hell, I know guys that would pay for it. 12:54 PM May 25th via web in reply to jenorr
  3. @MedlinnieI @ppmdad I mean, we all like handling bras, but most of us don't charge so much. 12:51 PM May 25th via web in reply to MedlinnieI
  4. Just canceled an online order when the $90 worth of merchandise came with a $21.99 S&H fee. For two bras. That is a lot of handling. 12:47 PM May 25th via web
  5. I love the title. RT @sassymonkey: This made me think of @lauriewrites and @GoonSquadSarah ow.ly/b8pRS 11:37 AM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to sassymonkey
  6. If I go mow the lawn it will start raining won't it? 11:34 AM May 25th via web
  7. @sperk01 Not sure yet. I guess that would be important to decide, huh? 11:02 AM May 24th via web in reply to sperk01
  8. @WarrenWhitlock Any recommendations on a good tutorial for sound editing? 10:57 AM May 24th via web in reply to WarrenWhitlock
  9. I think I need to quick learn video and sound editing. Any suggestions? 10:50 AM May 24th via web
  10. @WarrenWhitlock Hi Warren! 10:49 AM May 24th via web
  11. Summer Vacation is Going to be the Death of Me bit.ly/KkKCWG 10:42 AM May 24th via web
  12. @AJLittle14 It is not ringing a bell. 11:17 AM May 23rd via web in reply to AJLittle14
  13. @lauriewrites This calls for a house party. 2:52 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lauriewrites
  14. @norcross @rachaelgking Same here. 2:13 PM May 22nd via web in reply to norcross
  15. @Sohiband I actually think I've done that before. Huh. 2:12 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Sohiband
  16. I think my 6 year old neighbor got a personalized license plate. instagr.am/p/K8BHThpaxr/ 10:45 AM May 22nd via Instagram
  17. @Sohiband Should I ask how you know this? 7:48 AM May 22nd via web in reply to Sohiband