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  1. China kills 2 people responsible for tainted milk scandal. Something Obama should have thought about when dealing with Wall Street. 8:28 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. New map suggests Mars was once wet and humid. Or to put another way; a retirement community for aliens. 8:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. US to anounce target for cutting carbon emissions. To begin, Congress will be banned from talking every other week. 8:28 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Heidi Klum takes Seal's last name 4 years after marrying him. It took this long because she had no idea what it was. 7:36 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Astronaut's wife gives birth while he's in space. He says he's over the moon but his orbit clearly gives him away. 3:41 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. Large Hadron Collider is back online. In unrelated news, San Francisco's Large Hardon Collider is also up and working again. 11:41 AM Nov 21st from web
  7. Lots new BTS shots from @TheOcculterers posted here - http://www.facebook.com/alb... 8:07 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. French police foil a shooting at a school. In honor of their bravery, all of Paris will shower tomorrow. 2:24 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. Australian Doctors say marathon operation to separate conjoined twins was successful. Now on to the all important Stage 2; reattaching them. 7:59 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. Gay publication "Southern Voice" closes down. Being gay is just too expensive in this economy and many are going straight. 7:54 PM Nov 16th from web
  11. Got a real ghost story? Post it on @TheOcculterers facebook page here: http://www.facebook.com/pag... 4:08 PM Nov 16th from web
  12. Australia apologizes for child abuse. Says it was drunk and tired and didn't mean it. 12:24 AM Nov 16th from web
  13. Obama affirms commitment to Asia. Russia slaps him, complaining he never loved her and Germany silently slits her wrists. 10:15 PM Nov 13th from web
  14. Tea Party vows to burn Pelosi in effigy. Pray with us that they all have health insurance in case it gets out of hand. 9:12 PM Nov 13th from web
  15. Texas Gov. says USA heading toward socialism. And if a state that puts the retarded to death says it, it must be true. 6:16 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. Two Czech soldiers spotted wearing swastikas. In Afghanistan? Check. On their uniforms? Check. Nazi-lovin' bastards? Czech. 11:04 AM Nov 10th from web
  17. Koala bears being driven to extinction by chlamydia. Our STDs are their WMDs. 8:12 AM Nov 10th from web
  18. Berlin celebrates fall of the Wall. Pink Floyd's Roger Waters very confused & upset and has no idea why he's so disliked in Germany. 12:53 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. Murdoch to block Google searches of all FoxCorp news. The word "conservative" has now moved to the top of Webster's Most Endangered list. 12:53 PM Nov 9th from web
  20. Tomorrow's scheduled shooting in Denver has been postponed. Almost-killer Sven Jaredson claims he doesn't want to be just another statistic. 10:54 AM Nov 6th from web