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Goodnight2night

  1. Tyler and Mel Gibson in a fight? Who do you think would win? Answer: humanity!
  2. Today, Tyler used WIND as a metaphor. Something you can't see but know is there. Joseph does NOT wear a shirt in the pool because of bacne!
  3. Joseph and Tyler have never done two tweets in one day. They're too busy doing two chicks at the same time. (Damn, that's still one each.)
  4. Joseph saw a preview for the movie he was seeing before the movie he saw. That's also Joseph's plot idea for the #Inception sequel.
  5. Joseph and Tyler are working on their Brian Williams impressions... "Tonight's Broadcast......."
  6. The bad news is that these are the thongs Tyler wore to avoid a panty line in his new farming overalls. http://yfrog.com/mne41j
  7. ..."No Dad, it's called celiac disease, but yes it hurts when I pee. Yes dad, those two things ARE unrelated."
  8. Tyler's back at the farm for the month to make money. He plans on finally coming out to his father. "Dad, I have a wheat allergy." ...
  9. I'm watching Chad Ochocincos dating show. NFL players teaching women how to date. It's about time. It's about time.
  10. Tyler acting like woody from Toy Story. #toystory3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibzS8bnI_ug #DisneyPixar
  11. Once Tyler got in trouble for tweeting an upskirt pic of his Scottish GI Joe. Joseph had no idea "Sottish GI Joe" was the name of his penis.
  12. There's a rumor going around that Joseph and Tyler actually wrote and starred in the film Good Will Hunting. It's not true. Nice try Tyler.
  13. If you're wondering why you haven't been able to watch our show, please contact your local affiliate.
  14. Recently we decided Joseph is Tyler's agent. Mostly because Joseph looks better in a suit (he's naturally double-breasted).
  15. Joseph will give his first million to a business manager for investing. Tyler will give his first million to a hooker for sex.
  16. Today we decided the word "condom" is mostly funny. Unless the laughing occurs when it's in reference to a "condom" you're wearing.
  17. We really hope Tyler's dream comes true today. Then, after he gets the job at Best Buy, the bootleg DVDs of our show will be available.