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GoodInkInc

  1. This would've been more enjoyable if there weren't four Thailands. econ.st/fMqfBj
  2. Got paint between my toes whilst wearing socks. Pretty sure I've bent the laws of physics.
  3. I've given up being a unique snowflake.
  4. @johntunger I know. It's just amusing. "I really want to commit vandalism but damn it, I need a stepladder or something. A footstool?"
  5. @johntunger My favorite part of this story is how you had to stand on your desk. Also the word "unrepentant."
  6. @Mxrk You should know that the glaring babushka made that question much more frightening. Maybe that was your plan all along.
  7. @johntunger Wait, who, what? QUOI? And I thought of you today when I saw a bus completely covered with an ad for Bulleit.
  8. If you can't park it, don't drive it.
  9. @dabitch G'night!
  10. @dabitch You're not going to believe this, but it is. Why are none of the Nazi domain names taken? So weird, right? @strawberrycough
  11. Excuse me. I have to go find out if cidernazi.com is available. @dabitch @strawberrycough
  12. @dabitch In related news, the name of my home-brewed hipster cider is now Must What. @strawberrycough
  13. @dabitch Must WHAT, damn it? MUST WHAT? @strawberrycough
  14. @strawberrycough Next in the lineup: King of the Cobble Hill. @dabitch
  15. @dabitch The guy who lectured me on Brooklyn small distilleries shall forever be remembered as the King of Hipsters. @strawberrycough
  16. @dabitch And wearing a jaunty, secretly not-at-all ironic hat. And suspenders. @strawberrycough
  17. @dabitch You're only allowed to watch Nickelbacklodeon while drinking local small-distillery gin and eating hummus. @strawberrycough
  18. @strawberrycough So help me I would watch the hell out of that channel. @dabitch
  19. I realize that was a typo but now I want to be a trust fun kid. Who listens to cutesily-named bands. @strawberrycough @dabitch
  20. "We shall speak no more of this" is actually a pretty delightful way to end a conversation. It causes no offense and much amusement.