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  1. This one goes out to all you artists out there. Artisanal. Art is anal. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @BenFranklinBK Or a child. Missile aimed at the Future, is it? 5:54 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to BenFranklinBK
  3. Q: If I came across one of those nativity scenes popping up all over these days, what would I replace baby Jesus with? A: Jenna Jameson. 8:35 AM Dec 10th from web
  4. Dear Facebook Privacy Announcement, STOP STALKING ME. 8:06 AM Dec 10th from web
  5. Our internet gambling case is in the Village Voice! http://bit.ly/4ZzRJ8 9:45 AM Dec 9th from web
  6. Yep. My pants are still wet. And not in the pleasurable way. 8:18 AM Dec 9th from web
  7. This is not reasoned legal analysis, it is SHIBBOLETH! 8:21 AM Dec 8th from web
  8. @BenFranklinBK "Benjamin Franklin fostered the silk industry in Pennsylvania before the American Revolution." Read that in a book recently. 1:17 PM Dec 7th from web
  9. @billymeltdown I may buy one if it's the size of a bean uses 3d hologram computing technology bc then it IS magic. JooJoo bean. 12:43 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to billymeltdown
  10. ...I feel potentially violated. 4:33 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. My childhood physician got arrested for taking pornographic photos of a young female patient without her knowledge... 4:33 PM Dec 6th from web
  12. The convenience store on the corner from my law firm sells porn, in DVD form. My, that IS convenient. 7:22 AM Dec 4th from web
  13. @3gv HA. Wrong! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx12nRvxHzg 5:36 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to 3gv
  14. 's a PC and she's single clicking her way to computing hell. 5:33 PM Dec 2nd from web
  15. It's like Graham Rayman from the Village Voice is following me around writing about all the cases I'm working on. Life is good. 1:17 PM Dec 2nd from web
  16. ...Yah i totally do. Yeah? U looked away when u said that. 6:41 PM Dec 1st from txt
  17. Really? Cuz u dont think fugazi's the best band ever either... 6:40 PM Dec 1st from txt
  18. 's afraid to fuck people so she has intercourse instead. 6:37 PM Dec 1st from txt
  19. ...FUCK Windows. I am getting a Mac. 4:52 PM Dec 1st from web
  20. ...And mechanics. Have you ppl seen these commercials? It's like a series of "how do you keep a blonde busy for hours" jokes. WTF?... 4:51 PM Dec 1st from web