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GolfweekRude

  1. Just read War & Peace from cover to cover. When I finished, Kevin Na was still standing over his ball and waggling
  2. Zach Johnson, Kevin Na in final Sat. group at Players. Wonder if Slugger White has his stop watch ready. Or sundial, as case may be
  3. The questions you didn't hear Tiger fans ask: golfweek.com/news/2012/apr/…
  4. Mike Wallace of CBS died last night. Which reminds me: It takes Kevin Na and Ben Crane two hours to watch 60 Minutes
  5. When E. Els was 4 feet from 2-shot lead on Transitions 70th hole, who would've figured Steve Sands would be playing Augusta instead of Els?
  6. Monkey gland sauce is on C. Schwartzel's Masters Champions Dinner menu. Makes sense. He showed some monkey gland in birdieing last 4 to win
  7. @HankDHaney @SuzanneHaney Playing with your wife and Five Guys? The hamburger guys? Lemme guess: quarter pounder & fries at the turn
  8. @jasonTP07 @HankDHaney U think this is funny, you should check out @GirlGoesOn. Scarlett makes me look a boring boy in the corner
  9. @joe_kearney PGA playoff holes are 16, 17 and 18, which means we could go on all night and eat cold pizza for breakfast
  10. At this point, Chubby Slam would seem to have slim chance
  11. Anders Hansen only non-American in top 7. He's 40, from Denmark, lives in Switzerland, did college in Houston. Not 1 of hockey brothers.
  12. 1. I know you live in a beach community with sand and water, but don't you think you carried the theme a bit far here at the PGA?
  13. 2. By the way, I’ve got those phone numbers you asked for on the 16th tee.
  14. 3. I had more fun being your travel agent.
  15. 4. Again, what was so bad about that old “wipey” swing?
  16. 5. It’s not me, it’s you.
  17. 6. I’m leaving you to caddie for Jason Dufner.
  18. As a pal noticed after checking PGA leaderboard, a Nationwide Tour event instead of a European tournament finally broke out at a major
  19. 7. This wasn’t the most satisfying tournament of my career.