It's one of those days that's so cold, you don't feel the big booger hanging out of your big red nose. If lucky, you see it in your shadow.

I was like, JEEZ, no one is using twitter. Then it occurred to me that I should sign in.

@zoecello making it look easy is the whole show!

should never, ever look a this laptop in full sunlight. It looks like it lay next to the toilets of the entire 1980 Van Halen World Tour.

@gimemoore Tellin' ya. Gotta start freezing.

How much zucchini can one man eat?

OK, Twitter, as my friend Alma says, "With time and patience...and a lot of spit, the elephant f'ked the ant...

@mrnewit: Don't mind me. Just trying the "reply" feature here.

So, how seriously do I have to take this? I usually just fill up my Facebook and Myspace headlines with Nomeansno lyrics.