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  1. And btw- I could care less about #Tiger Woods and his band of whores. Let the man have sex. All we care about is his golf game anyway.
  2. I am going to an early xmas get-together. Red boots always make me feel powerful, sexy & festive. Hmmmm, I dont have a red leather whip yet
  3. "GIMP" always reminds ME of that scene from Pulp Fiction.
  4. @Dandyhouseboy For some reason, I truly adore the word, "GIMP".
  5. @MissJordanNYC Hello gorgeous- just remember when you see the plumbers backside that crack makes the world go round'. ')
  6. @jennydemilo I would read that blog. lol
  7. @MistressAnne He really is atrocious
  8. I will be taking calls at MY leisure tonite. Go to my site, stare, and get out your payment method now.
  9. "soupfag" is a loser who works in a nearby restaurant as an asst chef- he is so named as he always makes the "chowder" in the back room, LOL
  10. Fixing dinner and not inspired- calling soupfag- come over and make me a delish pot of your homeade soup! STAT
  11. @BrendaBDSM Then lets tag team some sorry ass bitch who thinks they are sub!
  12. @theasiangoddess I dont mind NOT knowing where the gifts come from, as long as they keep coming! :)
  13. Sitting here reading some emails from potential slaves...shall I answer them all or ONLY the ones that are most ridiculous? <smirk>
  14. RT @misswhipass: RT @GoddessLauren: @misswhipass Banners looks fabulous. Check it out bitches. www.wewhipass.com
  15. One of my bitches needs to buy me either a TON of spafinder cards, or send the $$$$ for MY FULL DAY of luxury. FULL day, not 1/2
  16. Also, my BIRTHDAY is coming soon- I WANT- among others things- A FULL day at the spa- Massage, mud, mani-pedi, facial, hot stones, the WORKS
  17. Working on my site tomorrow, stay tuned for details and new pages. I cannot wait to showcase my losers page and new billing options.
  18. Watched #30rock, never fails to make me laugh. I know all my pets love it when GODDESS is HAPPY. As it should be.
  19. @misswhipass Banners looks fabulous. Check it out bitches. www.wewhipass.com
  20. @misswhipass I would gladly post your banner on my site! BTW- I loved reading candycumdumps apology. he/she should write 1 a day for 30 days