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GoddardMike

  1. #WomenCantStandWhen they have bad balance #bazinga
  2. Too hawt for you? amazon.com/O2Cool-8101-Ba… PROBLEM SOLVED.
  3. Well did it hurt? @matty_harps When you fell from heaven? ... #didntmessthatoneup #score
  4. You just destroyed me in both truth and logic. @matty_harps :(
  5. #CheesyChatUpLines "Hey babe, how much does an Elephant weigh?" ... "I have no idea!" ... "Enough to break the ice, helloooo." ;^}
  6. My first tweet from my new job.. #hi5
  7. thestar.com/news/world/art… Miami Police Kill Man That Was Eating Another Mans Face... while naked... in the street...
  8. Watching "Top 100 Big Tunes of the 90's" .. Dope #aintnothinbutaGTHANG
  9. poo @whatdaHALE
  10. Going to MIB tonight? Mr. Turchetttttt is down @whatdaHALE
  11. MIB tonight? 7:45? @KjSpiff
  12. FACEBOOK PHONE? With help from past Apple engineers... thenextweb.com/mobile/2012/05…
  13. All I do is wait..
  14. Watch out. I'm going to virtual Twitter Snap in a second. Correcting my spelling on my most hated saying.... @semajextah ?;^}
  15. The Worlds Best Bartender youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0d…
  16. #WaysToGetSnappedOn Saying "ya'll"
  17. Precious @KjSpiff
  18. Always check the price tag before getting all excited..
  19. #DescribeObamaInThreeWords A Black Man
  20. Hahah that's awesome @triangleandrea