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  1. Also, no virtual blood of Christ would be involved, as that may cause electrocution. 6:08 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. For a virtual, internet 'hosts', how many 'bytes' would be required? Each byte must be transubstantiated. 6:08 AM Nov 24th from web
  3. Jesus gave ALL of himself 4u. When u recv'd the body of christ 2day,did u get any ball? 7:23 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. @kiwiheathen I would use my mental powers to read his mind, but I fear it would be too scary. 12:38 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to kiwiheathen
  5. @kiwiheathen I'm not sure how he feels about transubstantiation, too catholic. 12:38 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to kiwiheathen
  6. Look at this wholesome video game: http://masswepray.com/ I guess this would make a fine stocking stuffer. Better than coal. 10:11 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. @freethinker_usa So, you give your thoughts for free?? You don't even get a penny for them? That's a shame. Ur a disgrace 2 capitalism. 10:10 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to freethinker_usa
  8. @freethinker_usa we have strict QA standards in heaven. We haven't released that feature yet. 10:09 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to freethinker_usa
  9. ok, i admit it, i didn't create humans in my image. I created you for my amusement. feel good getting that off my chest. 5:56 PM Nov 14th from web
  10. Factoid: if u have a bible quote on your shirt, you're a dork 10:29 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  11. Prayer absolutely works, except for when it doesn't. 9:51 AM Nov 2nd from web
  12. #mymomsaid - oh, I don't have a mom. I'm so sad. She was never there for me. 9:53 AM Oct 28th from web
  13. @fedhat I am always right and always tell the truth, even when the facts contradict it. That's how I roll. 7:35 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to fedhat
  14. @jesusinLA what are you doing in LA? Didn't I tell you to stay away from that place? 5:50 AM Oct 24th from web in reply to jesusinLA
  15. @muttnik what's next? 'Face of Jesus found in toilet paper wiping'? 11:52 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to muttnik
  16. @muttnik How could I have disappeared? I wasn't really here in the first place. 11:29 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to muttnik
  17. Oh, I think you can just kiss my big fat burning bush. 11:23 AM Oct 21st from web
  18. @mpodrazik Oooh boy. I'm dead, you've got an ad on the subway. Sticks and stones, sticks and stones. 11:22 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to mpodrazik
  19. @danielaj724 maybe they got covered in my goo. I was wondering where all my goo went. 11:20 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to danielaj724
  20. @elcinco Oh, I do care. IF YOU DON'T ACE THE MIDTERM, I WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!! 11:16 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to elcinco