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  1. RT @BadExec: Ok Monday, I need 6 new followers to hit 1000, make it happen -- FOLLOW HIM. 7:30 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  2. RT @xplay Exclusive Modern Warfare 2 'Spec-Ops AC130' Mission Gameplay Footage [VIDEO] http://is.gd/4EO35 1:26 PM Oct 27th from web
  3. RT @xplay Enter to win an exclusive UNCHARTED 2 Fortune Hunter Edition Box Set - get the game, cool swag, DLC and more http://g4tv.com/FHE 3:57 PM Sep 22nd from web
  4. Three Angry Women Exact Krazy-Glue-to-the-Pubes-Style Revenge on Romeo http://su.pr/2bd28F 7:24 AM Aug 3rd from Su.pr
  5. Church of Universal Love and Music Drug Party Busted, Sounds Like My Kind of Joint - http://su.pr/32YUNd 7:17 AM Aug 3rd from Su.pr
  6. Catholic Church Warns that Email, Texting and Social Networking Sites Lead to Suicide. http://su.pr/3wKWLD 8:34 AM Aug 2nd from Su.pr
  7. Drunk Driver Hits DUI Task Force Officer. Dude You're Doing it Wrong. http://su.pr/2CGPTF 7:10 AM Aug 1st from Su.pr
  8. Crocs on a Plane - Baby Crocodile Escapes, Causes Panic on Cairo-Bound Jet - http://su.pr/2xY1dH 7:04 AM Aug 1st from Su.pr
  9. Chicago Man Busted for Taking "Stealing Hotel Soap" to New Heights http://su.pr/2J8TvM 6:34 PM Jul 31st from Su.pr
  10. Dunkin' Donuts Employee Armed Only With Lit Cigarette Thwarts Robber - http://su.pr/337UTT 7:29 AM Jul 31st from Su.pr
  11. Man Uses Tighty-Whities to Disguise Face During Hold-up, Step 2 for Underpants Gnomes Finally Revealed http://su.pr/1f9TMV 7:17 AM Jul 31st from Su.pr
  12. Game of Monopoly Ends with Assault and Battery Charge, Like They All Should http://su.pr/33ebPM 6:46 PM Jul 30th from Su.pr
  13. Connecticut Teen Arrested for Drawing Smiley Faces http://su.pr/1erlns 6:41 PM Jul 30th from Su.pr
  14. Russia to No Longer Purchase Cigarettes for Soldiers, Will Buy Candy Instead. Lamar Odom to Defect. http://su.pr/1pNf7D 8:16 AM Jul 30th from Su.pr
  15. Evil Florida TSA Steals Disney World Toys from Children - http://su.pr/2x8opl 8:07 AM Jul 30th from Su.pr
  16. Florida Woman Runs Husband Over with Truck, Leaving Tire Marks Across His Body - http://su.pr/9Ipu8K 7:38 AM Jul 30th from Su.pr
  17. 11-Year-Old Ohio Boy Tries to Hijack Other Boy's Scooter with Toy Gun, The Children Are Our Future! http://su.pr/2VQI09 7:23 AM Jul 30th from Su.pr
  18. @kylyssa you're right. My bad. Updated the post :) 8:47 PM Jul 29th from Tweetie in reply to kylyssa
  19. 7-Year-Old Utah Boy Steals Car to Avoid Going to Church - http://su.pr/2ELv9O 6:28 PM Jul 29th from Su.pr
  20. South Carolina Woman with Video Camera and Shotgun Catches Horsefucker in the Act... Again http://su.pr/9ayJ1A 6:22 PM Jul 29th from Su.pr
  • Name God Bites Man
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://www.godbit...
  • Bio A collection of poor life choices, human failures and proof that if there is a god, he hates all of you
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