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Back of the neck tattoos are becoming the new tramp-stamp.
2:48 PM May 22nd
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82 million shares sold in first 30 seconds!
8:34 AM May 18th
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I bought ! Don't want to miss this one like some others I should have bought.
8:33 AM May 18th
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Happy Mother's Day! Especially to the most famous baby momma... Mary.
1:54 PM May 13th
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News of Obama's gay marriage support has turned heaven into a gay bar party! Ronald Reagan & Rock Hudson are making out to show tunes!
11:12 AM May 10th
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I try to be understanding when I drive but, really, you'd think that old people would be in MORE of a rush.
4:35 PM May 5th
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Puppy sings Opera: This is an incredibly cute video of a singing puppy.... in case you need a cute/silly video.
1:13 PM Apr 24th
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Done with BofA & Chase. Call it a shameless shill, but @ now banks at First Republic. So effin' sick of ATM fees.
12:14 PM Apr 20th
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Hilarious photo of Clinton supporting Obama at a press conference on the Secret Service scandal:
11:36 AM Apr 18th
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My son is a zombie, and that is ok.
12:19 PM Apr 8th
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I'll say it again, the lottery is a tax on people who can't do math.
7:08 AM Mar 31st
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If @ was really clever, he would have made wine that gave you a hangover right away. Then, he would make it so you wake up drunk.
9:50 AM Mar 30th
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Oh my me! Look at the size of this thing!
5:14 PM Mar 22nd
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I firmly believe that no self-respecting slut or prostitute should engage in sexual acts with Rush Limbaugh. No matter how much he pays.
1:05 PM Mar 5th
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I still think this is the best photo I have ever seen on the internet:
10:20 PM Feb 19th
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I cannot believe this could still happen in this day and age. What a messed up world YOU live in:
9:51 AM Feb 13th
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After so many years, she will finally figure out "where do broken hearts go"? RIP Whitney.
6:40 AM Feb 12th
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Major thanks to @ for taking are of me twice today. I usually thrash companies, but today @ hooked me up in both Indy & Chi!
3:23 PM Feb 6th
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Sitting between two Giants fans, @ and @ only diminishes the experience slightly.
2:58 PM Feb 5th
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A piece of artwork created by yours truly... Obama pisses off Gingrich:
4:49 PM Feb 1st
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- Name God
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- Bio Hells yeah, it's me! You can email me at god@omnipotent.com
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