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god

  1. Back of the neck tattoos are becoming the new tramp-stamp.
  2. 82 million #fb shares sold in first 30 seconds!
  3. I bought #fb! Don't want to miss this one like some others I should have bought.
  4. Happy Mother's Day! Especially to the most famous baby momma... Mary.
  5. News of Obama's gay marriage support has turned heaven into a gay bar party! Ronald Reagan & Rock Hudson are making out to show tunes!
  6. Puppy sings Opera: youtu.be/ZmPQVTQHpa8 This is an incredibly cute video of a singing puppy.... in case you need a cute/silly video.
  7. Done with BofA & Chase. Call it a shameless shill, but @god now banks at First Republic. So effin' sick of ATM fees. bit.ly/firstrepublic
  8. Hilarious photo of Clinton supporting Obama at a press conference on the Secret Service scandal: bit.ly/HU6yt2
  9. My son is a zombie, and that is ok.
  10. I'll say it again, the lottery is a tax on people who can't do math.
  11. If @jesus was really clever, he would have made wine that gave you a hangover right away. Then, he would make it so you wake up drunk.
  12. Oh my me! Look at the size of this thing! twitter.com/god/status/182…
  13. I firmly believe that no self-respecting slut or prostitute should engage in sexual acts with Rush Limbaugh. No matter how much he pays.
  14. I still think this is the best photo I have ever seen on the internet: bit.ly/ylbP3N
  15. I cannot believe this could still happen in this day and age. What a messed up world YOU live in: bit.ly/xrL7l3
  16. After so many years, she will finally figure out "where do broken hearts go"? RIP Whitney.
  17. Major thanks to @united for taking are of me twice today. I usually thrash companies, but today @united hooked me up in both Indy & Chi!
  18. Sitting between two Giants fans, @markmm and @satyap only diminishes the experience slightly.
  19. A piece of artwork created by yours truly... Obama pisses off Gingrich: bit.ly/ybFAQs