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Banana boats actually contain as little as 14 percent banana. It's mostly wood. Don't be fooled.
7:59 AM Nov 19th
from web
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William Hill are offering 15/1 on Jimmy White's hair transplant leaving him for Jordan by the end of 'I'm A Celebrity'.
1:32 PM Nov 16th
from Tweetie
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The eye of the tiger is the thrill of the fight.The knees of the goat regulate the adrenaline & the shoes of the lion bring you down gently
12:14 AM Nov 11th
from web
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Lung cancer and heart disease can be avoided by taking up nicoteine patches at the age of 14 instead of cigarettes.
2:58 PM Nov 9th
from web
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Soul diva Gladys Knight is scared of the daytime.
5:20 PM Nov 6th
from web
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Prevent your bike being stolen in London by spraying it white, sticking a bunch of flowers on it & tying it to some traffic lights.
1:18 AM Nov 5th
from web
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A conventional oven can be converted into an unconventional model by dressing it in a bow tie, hotpants & Jesus sandles.
3:48 AM Nov 3rd
from mobile web
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To avoid causing offence to orphans & various religious groups, Father Christmas will henceforth be known as Legal Guardian Holiday.
1:18 AM Nov 2nd
from web
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On his days off, useless unelected British PM Gordon Brown works as a Tony Hancock impersonator, charging £50 per appearance.
1:20 AM Oct 30th
from web
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Gargling with salt makes you cough more than cough sweets.
1:43 AM Oct 29th
from web
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Seventies pop sensations Boney M were named after a leading brand of dog food. Other names considered included Pal & Pedigree Chum.
12:49 AM Oct 28th
from web
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The Q Award for best made up category, invented to randomly shoehorn someone in for a Q Award goes to...Q Magazine.
12:36 AM Oct 27th
from web
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Newspaper 'gossip' columns are rubbish. You can sit there nattering to them all day, but they never answer back.
12:11 AM Oct 26th
from web
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Low budget transvestite remake of kids classic - 'Gary Poppins'.
3:13 AM Oct 24th
from web
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Tom Hanks takes mermaid to the toilet in 'Slash'
2:18 AM Oct 24th
from Tweetie
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'70's pin-ups The Osmonds charmed fans into bed by offering gifts of dried fruit. This is well documented in the hit 'Love Me For A Raisin'.
1:28 AM Oct 23rd
from web
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Tagging 'gate' onto the name of every minor scandal makes it just as important as the downfall of a crooked 1970's US President.
1:54 AM Oct 22nd
from web
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The quickness of the hand deceives the eye, proving the claim that wanking is bad for the sight.
2:55 AM Oct 21st
from web
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The first ever iPhone was tested in 1946. The gPhonebox consisted of a gramophone tied to a telephone box with string. Sales were poor.
2:42 AM Oct 20th
from web
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Sweat shops are a con. You can make your own sweat far more cheaply at home.
3:58 AM Oct 19th
from Tweetie
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