GoNowGo
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Coffee-shop cofFEE > office cofFREE
about 2 hours ago
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Snoozin' my alarm like YAWN.
about 4 hours ago
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So if what you're saying is correct, that would be a first.
8:28 AM Dec 1st
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I can't even remember the last time I laughed that much on a Sunday.
Or drank. Another verb that works well in that sentence is "drank."
6:21 AM Nov 30th
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Hi I am sues phone what does not spellcheck. Boobs.
3:46 PM Nov 29th
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"Drinkin' out of the straw @ gave me like YEAH."
3:25 PM Nov 29th
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I HATE EVERYONE. EVERYONE HERE.
3:12 PM Nov 29th
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Stiiiilllll poopin.
3:00 PM Nov 29th
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""Google-ing Tina Fey to see if she's a cougar""
2:41 PM Nov 29th
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@ Hahah well, you would have called @ and @. It could be worse. MAYBE.
2:39 PM Nov 29th
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GUYS MY PHONE WAS STOLEN; I WAS POOPIN'D.
2:32 PM Nov 29th
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Poopin. Bigtime.
2:00 PM Nov 29th
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Mover's Log, Day 2: feels like Day bajillion. Anything that can't speak to defend itself? To the dumpster!
10:59 AM Nov 29th
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Pack it up, pack it in, let the boundless fun of helping people move be-- continued.
11:50 AM Nov 28th
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UNFOLLOW BUTTON? TOP LEFT.
8:11 AM Nov 28th
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Truth: I've already turned into that asshole who sings along and refuses to change the station if Christmas music is on.
8:11 AM Nov 28th
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"God, you are so quick with that SARCASM! ...You get that from me, you know, I'm quite proud of that."
-my mom,
unsarcastically awesome
7:51 AM Nov 28th
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The thing about going Christmas shopping this early is figuring out how to fit every item of clothing I bought in my closet.
4:09 PM Nov 27th
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I don't usually take such a harsh stance but, if I have to ask for coffee a 4th time, this waitress may only get a 19.8% tip, I MEAN IT.
8:24 AM Nov 27th
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Why, look, it's time for Round I've-Lost-Count.
Ah, another successful Happy Pantsplitting.
5:01 PM Nov 26th
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- Name GoNowGo
- Location Boston
- Bio I talk about food 40% of the time. You may safely assume the other 70% is about something wise and intelligent.
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