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Gnarlydawn

  1. Goodnight. youtube.com/watch?v=ot3cVY… about 7 hours ago via web
  2. Right, Claudia Winkleman wins, we lost. I'll shut up now. Yay! #eurovision about 7 hours ago via web
  3. Jedward are just happy to be still awake at this time of night. They haven't even had their Horlicks and Ritalin yet. #eurovision about 8 hours ago via web
  4. My money is on Dana International #Cyprus #eurovision about 8 hours ago via web
  5. That's my favourite Kenny G joke. about 8 hours ago via web
  6. Kenny G's phone plays a recording of staff at a call centre when he puts you on hold. about 8 hours ago via web
  7. #Germany's entry has his underpants on his head. Now just needs a couple of pencils. #eurovision about 9 hours ago via web
  8. @Freckleface12 Ah, ta, me'luv! Seems a bit odd without the dog but getting used to it. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to Freckleface12
  9. #Turkey's song is excellent, and by 'excellent', i mean complete and utter shite. #eurovision about 9 hours ago via web
  10. @Freckleface12 *hugs* about 9 hours ago via web in reply to Freckleface12
  11. @Freckleface12 :) Thanks x about 9 hours ago via web in reply to Freckleface12
  12. I enjoyed that Romanian song. I'm not well. #eurovision about 9 hours ago via web
  13. I think i'd lose less followers tonight if i just told everyone to fuck off :) about 9 hours ago via web
  14. She's bang tidy. Hm... she's not a man, is she? Ah, either way, i still would. #eurovision about 10 hours ago via web
  15. Sugarbabes comeback tour, 2040. #eurovision about 10 hours ago via web
  16. Odd coincidence... I Googled Jeff Minter yesterday (first time in about a decade) to see if he was still alive, today someone retweeted him. about 11 hours ago via web
  17. The 1930s called and said they want that joke back, which is unusual given that not many people had phones then, let alone time travel ones. about 11 hours ago via web
  18. I love Max Milner! The cheeky chappie! Where's me' washboard!? about 11 hours ago via web
  • Name Alan Smithee
  • Bio Comedian, writer, horse whisperer, donkey shouter, elephant man and acclaimed serial killer. All views are my own and not those of the BBC or Batman.
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