GloamingGap
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Oh, yes, of course, “except for the wall made of mirrors behind the bar there in front of us.” Kinda forgot about that one.
about 8 hours ago
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Um...no...I don’t think there are any mirrors around here...
about 16 hours ago
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No, the other one. No, the other-other... Look, can I just help you out, or would that be rude? Okay, sorry.
about 24 hours ago
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Date #14: Hi, I’m Dale. Nice to meet you. Oh, um, you’ve got a speck in your teeth there; spinach, or something.
11:01 AM Dec 21st
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Sorry. Vampire humor. So, whaddaya say? ...No, who’s “Ashton Kutcher?”
3:00 AM Dec 21st
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Anyway, that’s the scoop. As for why I’m here, I’m not looking for anything too serious. Maybe just a little “necking.” Ha, get it?
7:02 PM Dec 20th
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As long as you don’t get greedy, and you have some some OJ or cookies around for the victim afterwards, it’s really not that big of a deal.
11:00 AM Dec 20th
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No, that’s a big misconception perpetrated by the not-undead media. Typical; they never check their facts out.
3:00 AM Dec 20th
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Yeah, yeah, I bite people on the neck from time to time, but it’s rarely ever fatal.
7:00 PM Dec 19th
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Date #13: Okay, lemme level with you. I’m a vampire. Yes, I’m serious.
11:00 AM Dec 19th
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No, I wasn’t about to make any jokes about my “dipstick.”
3:00 AM Dec 19th
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...Yes, I suppose it should be bleeding; I’m probably just down a quart or two...
7:01 PM Dec 18th
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Oh, does that hurt, those holes in my arm. Ow-ow-ow. The pain is intense. No, no, I guess it’s not that bad.
11:01 AM Dec 18th
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Yeah, I should probably pull it out. Hang on a sec... Ungh! There. All better. ...Erm, yes. Sure. Ow.
3:01 AM Dec 18th
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Date #12: So, hi, my name’s... What? Oh, the fork in my arm? That’s from the last girl. Didn’t like my pick-up line, I think.
7:01 PM Dec 17th
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Okay, good. ...So, have you seen any good prospects...? Ow. I’ll take that as a no, I suppose.
11:01 AM Dec 17th
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we’re both in a heap of trouble, let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?
3:00 AM Dec 17th
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Well, given that your people and my people aren’t exactly on the best of terms, and that if either of us tries anything here,
7:00 PM Dec 16th
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No, I’m a ... one of the guys with a blood deficiency, okay? Yeah. Um.
11:01 AM Dec 16th
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...Oh, crap-on-a-stick! Don’t tell me you’re a werew-?! Okay, okay, sorry. I’ll keep it down.
3:00 AM Dec 16th
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- Name Gloaming Gap
- Location Gloaming Gap, PA
- Web http://www.gloami...
- Bio The edge of reality in a small town
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