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  1. If u guys haven't seen FlashForward yet check it out. Zach's dreeeeamy.
  2. I think I'm still drunk...
  3. Bla bla bla we're crab people now bla bla rapeteta... Guess I asked for that...
  4. I got very drunk on Dramamine and whiskey. But it was a good haul. Felt manly to hunt for food. Crab fest tonight at Dave G's!!!
  5. Me, Rob and Zach Knighton from FlashForward went crabbing last night on Rob's fishing boat and caught 3 lobster and 13 beautiful crabs.
  6. Shit yeah RT @chrisallman: @Glenn_Howerton http://twitpic.com/q99x4 D.E.N.N.I.S method is forever immortalized on our living room chalkboard
  7. That was my wife on Sunny 2nite. Now it's official... all wives have been on the show except Rhea...
  8. Hey East Coast!! New Sunny is on right now!!!!
  9. Pay close attention everyone, because the system actually works. #sunnyfx
  10. Yes, bitches, there is a new Sunny 2nite. Dennis reveals his fool proof system for getting any woman... for LIFE. The D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
  11. No, I'm saying it's after The Colbert Report on COMEDY CENTRAL. That's where you'll find it.
  12. Check @Glenn_Howerton, @TheCharlieDay and @robmcelhenney on Free Radio after The Colbert Report tonight. Funny shit.
  13. Thank you all for the amazing feedback on the new #sunnyfx Xmas DVD. I'm glad you're enjoying the depravity, you sick fucks.
  14. Giddy up!! RT @MikeKaas: http://twitpic.com/pw3w2 - @Glenn_Howerton Merry Christmas Bitches! #sunnyfx
  15. Shit yes!!! RT @kevmasterg: http://twitpic.com/puu02 - @Glenn_Howerton @TheCharlieDay had to send this pic, gorilla masked our homie!
  16. Me and @kaitlin_olson on Loveline with @drdrew at 10pm tonight on KROC. Call us with all your penis and vagina problems. #sunnyfx
  17. @hboboxing @mayweathermania v. Pacman. It simply has to happen. Mayweather has no excuses. None! Pacquiao was incredible last night.
  18. Chick's with dick's ya'll. RT @semolina: @Glenn_Howerton @TheCharlieDay http://twitpic.com/pin6m - My dick towel is here!
  19. It's happening!! RT @haysonpaul: @Glenn_Howerton check out @shawnrickett http://twitpic.com/pdo3j - Proud new owner of a dicktowel. Awesome.
  20. @AviatorNation I love you're sweatshirts. I'm wearing a grey one right now. Cozy as hell!