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  1. Twat Twat! Whoops, I meant Tweet Tweet! Oh this is not gonna end well....
  2. I also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana. We'll find out where. Giggity Giggity, Giggity Goo.
  3. Peter just got me the statue of libertys foot because I have a foot fetish. I'll be quite busy for the next two decades! heheh
  4. 8=============D () hehe alllllright!!!
  5. why was the girrafe in my bed not the same one from last night? Oh forget it i don't wanna know!
  6. You want me to drag my sack across your face?
  7. Is searching for the worlds greatest innuendos. What?!?! You think i come up with everything on my own?!?!?
  8. Would any of you have sex with Cleveland if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?
  9. It's raining hell outside!
  10. Hey, I got a follower! Now I gotta go meet up with the guys at the bar.
  11. Just banged a spanish chick! OLE!!!!!