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Glench

I swear my thighs are glenuine, honey. Not being disinglenuous.8:27 AM Jul 12th from web
My thighs glentials.8:49 AM Jul 10th from web
My thighs will give up NOTHING for glent.8:52 PM Jul 6th from web
My thighs give you a glenial smile as they exit the zoo.5:49 PM Jun 29th from web
"Your glenerosity is really very appreciated," my thighs said.9:04 PM Jun 28th from web
From my thighs' books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Glenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Glenore9:13 AM Jun 25th from web
My thighs are covered in thick glennui.4:22 PM Jun 24th from web
My thighs are in the glenticular clouds.7:50 AM Jun 23rd from web
My thighs "droppeth as the glentle rain". #squarespace8:23 PM Jun 22nd from web
My thighs are not always filled with unbridled glenthusiasm.6:02 PM Jun 21st from web
My thighs' glenitive case is--wait, what?10:26 AM Jun 20th from web
My thighs are about 36cm glengthwise. #squarespace7:21 AM Jun 19th from web
One day my thighs will have one o' them "gleneric" twitters. #squarespace8:26 AM Jun 18th from web
Friends, Romans, countrymen, glend my thighs your ears. #squarespace8:33 AM Jun 17th from web
On the 8th day, God made my thighs and saw that they were good. --Glenesis 2:36:15 PM Jun 16th from web
My thighs' social commentary, like a glens, illuminates your country's glenocide.3:42 PM Jun 15th from web
My thighs are the proglenitors of the glenotype (and glenus) glenaxinus.2:03 PM Jun 14th from web
talkin' 'bout my thighs' gleneration9:15 AM Jun 13th from web
My left thigh: John Glennon. My right thigh: Vladimir Glenin.11:52 AM Jun 12th from web
My thighs glenuflect to the glentry.4:32 PM Jun 11th from web