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  1. Thank goodness those celebrities died, otherwise Ahmadinejad and Mark Sanford would still be in hot water.
  2. There are no conspiracy theorists, just government agents attempting to infiltrate conspiracy theory groups. #ConspiracyTheory
  3. Apparently @somedamnthing doesn't have a vehicle mounted douchbaggery scanner. Also: my awesome commute http://tinyurl.com/nnj5y3
  4. My douchebaggery scanner broke this morning, screaming something about "IT'S OVER NINE THHOOOOOUUUU" #traffic #880
  5. Abstract thought, aggression and narcissism? Who me? RT @poxaV: http://tweetpsych.com/
  6. Miraculously I now have antibiotic ointment. Behold the power of twitter.
  7. No neosporin in the office. Cursing myself for not treating my car like a second home. I used to. How did I become so stupid so fast?
  8. @leftyshields Happy (20 minute early) Birthday!
  9. @blu3fish You, sir, are a badass. Thank you. Can we VM sent as easy as reports? If so, Joel is using QA as a dev env, which is FUBAR.
  10. @poxaV I thought we celebrated after planning. Either way, we clearly need to celebrate tomorrow.
  11. Realizing how much I appreciate our IT department. http://tinyurl.com/kqwgem
  12. Thing I learned today that I didn't want to know: The horse playing Atreyu's steed really did die in the swamps of sadness. Broken hoist.
  13. Wait what? Our state parks pay for themselves? Why you trying to close them, Arnie? http://tinyurl.com/m8pv84
  14. I'm beginning to believe that I really do need some sort of tool to track things I want to do/read.
  15. Reasons I am not a psychologist #91: Tendency to over-diagnose Associative Ignorant Assclown Disorder (AIAD).
  16. RT @DasPookinator: needs a temporary roommate for her place in Oaktown. If you know anyone who is looking, hit me up!
  17. Considering speaking in code, in case my phone is monitored. From now on, when I say 'suicide bomb', I mean 'pick up cigarettes'.
  18. Maker faire part duex! Yay!
  19. Simon Pegg on Zombies: http://bit.ly/XmS7Z
  20. not so much burnt as I suspect I died in a clown fire. Makerfaire: Fun, but overwhelming and crowded.