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  1. my boss just told me my lunch smells like roasted farts. in a British accent. "roasted fahrts" about 19 hours ago from web
  2. @mzarmada OMG that would be hilarious...want to be on grocery store shelves all around the country?? about 19 hours ago from web in reply to mzarmada
  3. now i'm searching for a gay family..even better! @mzarmada about 20 hours ago from web
  4. sending the Veggie peeps a proof with photo of minorities. Itll b funny to see how they say"make them white" while trying not 2sound racist. about 20 hours ago from web
  5. The Jackson 5 are recording again? Without MJ? about 20 hours ago from web
  6. one of my favorite clipart finds: http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8560762/2/istockphoto_8560762-ladies-making-faces.jpg about 20 hours ago from web
  7. Information Society filled afternoon. about 21 hours ago from web
  8. currently designing the label for a vegetable tray line..coming to a grocery store near you... about 22 hours ago from web
  9. Car sick and running out of conversation. 1:49 PM Dec 7th from txt
  10. Road trip with my boss to a farm. weird. twitah! 11:42 AM Dec 7th from txt
  11. I hate twilight! i want to punch Bella in her stupid worthless face. good grief. 4:46 PM Dec 6th from txt
  12. @logankyoung i dont see a nipple. 7:36 AM Dec 5th from web in reply to logankyoung
  13. Love that joker. 4:21 PM Dec 4th from txt
  14. I love the way my British boss says the word Twitter. "Twitah" 1:44 PM Dec 3rd from web
  15. @ToriKatherman TorisKatheter sounds better to me. 1:39 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to TKatherman
  16. me too! RT @MidwestBadGirl do u know #whoiam? i'm muthafuqn N Ca$h b*tch!!! 6'2, 36D-26-47, pierced, tatted,& bangin on these 'barbies'! 1:27 PM Dec 3rd from web
  17. my webinar just told me to not post pictures of myself enjoying a micheal phelps moment on facebook. 11:20 AM Dec 3rd from web
  18. i'm currently having to participate in a webinar about how to use facebook and twitter to drive sales. ::sigh:: 11:05 AM Dec 3rd from web
  19. i've convinced the UPS guy that my name is Dr. Wentworth. 10:51 AM Dec 3rd from web
  20. epidemic! http://jezebel.com/5417001/meredith-baxter-birneys-surreal-today-show-confession 8:26 AM Dec 2nd from web