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  1. The toilet just overflowed (overflew?) and I spent 30 min mopping up shitwater. It's my favorite thing to do at 3am. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. @JustJenni :( about 14 hours ago from web in reply to JustJenni
  3. I am forced to chill out for all the people at work who don't seem to understand the concept. about 21 hours ago from web
  4. @kenlowery watching Forrest Gump on dvd 6:57 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to kenlowery
  5. @kenlowery well, mama always said, "sometimes, academy awards mean jack shit" 6:38 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to kenlowery
  6. @TheSpleen this is what I get for living in Texas. To each his own, but ridiculous behavior in the workplace is fair game for raillery 6:30 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to TheSpleen
  7. I'm sorry, but if you use office highlighters to draw colorful Bible verses while everyone else is trying to work, I WILL make jokes. 6:02 PM Dec 16th from web
  8. @kenlowery not only did they believe me, but they were impressed. 5:46 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to kenlowery
  9. @kenlowery one time in high school, when we went to Canada, I convinced a group of women from Minnesota that I was a member of Hanson. 5:45 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to kenlowery
  10. @BenjaminBirdie I concur 5:20 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to BenjaminBirdie
  11. http://twitpic.com/tsbrt - We gave him Warheads 1:06 PM Dec 16th from TwitPic
  12. Regina Spektor is singing to my brain today. 11:02 AM Dec 16th from web
  13. @kenlowery I actually thought that's what it was going to be when I was watching it. Fallout with Denzel punching everyone in the neck 11:02 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to kenlowery
  14. http://twitpic.com/to4gm - Um. What? 2:53 PM Dec 15th from TwitPic
  15. Happy 1 year of being with @kenlowery! (and the kermit voice) 6:44 AM Dec 15th from web
  16. @pdragonmom two dollars... 7:12 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to pdragonmom
  17. @kenlowery NOT OKAY!!! NOTOKAYNOTOKAYNOTOKAY 6:37 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to kenlowery
  18. @ChaosRu When I was stumped, I remembered the concept of Gift Certificates, and then my problems were solved 4:23 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to ChaosRu
  19. @kenlowery ie. Say Anything 4:22 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to kenlowery
  20. Christmas shopping: DONE! 11:11 AM Dec 14th from web