GimpThePimp
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RT @: (515): brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those ot
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38 minutes ago
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- Retro cool Christmas gift for my brother-in-law, a Pitt graduate. Cost me $2!
about 10 hours ago
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Lipscomb sounds like a mustache untangler. Ba-dum-cha!
about 10 hours ago
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Arizona needed a three-point buzzer-beater, in overtime, to beat some school called Lipscomb?!? Please come back to Tucson, Lute Skywalker!
about 10 hours ago
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@ Yes, the motherfucking Raiders!!! I'm excited for all the great games on Christmas Day, most of all the Nugs and Blazers! #420
about 11 hours ago
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@ Oh dear, the Chiefs are another story. Damn, the AFC West is pathetic.
about 11 hours ago
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Boomer Esiason just said 'scuttlebutt.' Nice.
about 12 hours ago
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Pffft.. they're called the REDSKINS; do you really think they're gonna interview any minority candidates?
about 12 hours ago
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Would someone please explain to me how the Broncos beat the Giants but lost to the Redskins?
about 13 hours ago
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@ @ What a letdown. We all got ragdolled by that Idiot Out Wandering Around.
about 22 hours ago
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I'm waiting for Vinnie Mac! Let's go to Des Moines...
about 22 hours ago
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RT @: There isn't enough weed in the world to make AVATAR interesting to me.
about 23 hours ago
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Well I guess this is growing up.
5:21 PM Dec 20th
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But it's okay.. Acoustic Social D is on the radio.. and I still got love in my heart for you fuckin hope-shattering bitches. Wild card plz!
4:47 PM Dec 20th
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Why do the Broncos treat me like every chick I've dated lately? Get my hopes up and then shatter the fuck out of em. Thanks for nothing!
4:45 PM Dec 20th
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I was ready to send Jamarcus Russell a Christmas gift until he ripped my heart out. Fuck.
4:43 PM Dec 20th
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Denver touchdown and then a fight! Now that's a fucking Broncos-Raiders game.
3:13 PM Dec 20th
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Whoever Gus Johnson's partner is just said the Houston Texans are as good as anybody... (insert manual buzzer)
2:34 PM Dec 20th
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Charlie Frye just won an Academy Award for drawing that roughing call on Dumervil. Dude must have a pretty good futbol background.
2:08 PM Dec 20th
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By the way, that giant squeak you heard tonight was Peyton Manning's butthole tightening up.
2:08 AM Dec 20th
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- Name Matt Gimpin
- Location The 303 (Colorado)
- Bio I'm the bottom of the top shelf
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