GilliganPierce
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This morning Metro came home from camping to find me passed out, cuddling the TV remote, a vibrator & his pillow. I'm nothing if not classy.
3:04 PM Jul 19th
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@ I missed your phone question...have a temp phone, had to send mine in for insurance exchange...this phone works when it wants
4:06 PM Jul 15th
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in reply to JayCee_Leigh
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@ phone died while texting you 4 ibprofen+ 2midol=starting to come back to life. want me to come later or is tomorrow free for you?
11:41 AM Jul 15th
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in reply to steph9372
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@ my initial indication was blood, then the uterine blitzkrieg began. Tying a Midol peace offering to convince it to stay.
9:46 AM Jul 15th
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in reply to JayCee_Leigh
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@ how did I know my uterus was fleeing my body?
9:32 AM Jul 15th
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in reply to JayCee_Leigh
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my uterus has made the decision to defect from from my body. I just received notice in the form of it ripping out of my pelvic wall.
9:24 AM Jul 15th
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@ nope. totally forgot.
3:27 PM Jul 10th
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in reply to misteng
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@ it is, technically. we had a bad first month, so we eventually decided to call that the prelogue to our actual relationship.
2:58 PM Jul 10th
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in reply to misteng
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Yeah, the six month mark was defintely forgotten. I feel really awesome right now.
2:34 PM Jul 10th
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@ six months is a milestone, but everything up to a year is celebrated in month increments. haha
2:34 PM Jul 10th
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in reply to Michael_Mills
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Happy 6 month anniversary to me (and Metro)! Oh, you didn't remember? Don't worry, it looks like you're not the only one.
12:15 PM Jul 10th
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@ I'm seriously considering this cow outfit idea. How difficult could it be? I have cardboard and paint.
11:39 AM Jul 10th
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in reply to LoriGammon48
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I've lost 25lbs, 11in & have 7% bodyfat. Now PLEASE explain how I started as a size 4 (albeit apparently much chunkier) & am still a 4.
10:47 AM Jul 10th
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Back on my Boobies for Bagels cause. Don't forget the lox and cream cheese. If you get here quickly, I might even let you cop a feel.
9:38 AM Jul 10th
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RT @ Research proves women spend nearly 1 year of their lives deciding what to wear -
9:10 AM Jul 10th
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@ Can't remember if I told you this, but have you heard of books by P.C. &Kristen Cast? They're supposed to be equal to Twilight
7:31 AM Jul 10th
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in reply to LoriGammon48
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@ Naturally there would be a bluefly sale when I'm on a spending freeze. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't see that yesterday...
7:26 AM Jul 10th
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in reply to steph9372
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I'm considering starting a riot.
9:26 PM Jul 8th
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A piece of me died last night. And another piece of me is dying right now. Slowly. And painfully. Goldshlager is mean. And homicidal.
12:13 PM Jul 8th
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Day 4.5 without a phone. As it turns out, there's more to life than texting! Did anyone else know that?
9:41 AM Jul 8th
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- Name GilliganPierce
- Location Aspen, CO
- Web http://www.sevent...
- Bio I'm a sinner. I'm a saint. I will not be ashamed. Let the haters hate.
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