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Gilgamesssssh

  1. I threatened to kick a girl's back doors in earlier, It didn't go down well with the wife!
  2. And I wasn't in a swingers club!
  3. @Lady_LM_Muck in what universe?! ;)
  4. Just saw an oldish woman with a huge pearl knecklace.
  5. Looks like I'll have to make an arse of myself tomorrow night, instead.
  6. I was really looking forward to some nice alcohol-fuelled stupidity. Bugger.
  7. Jim Beam 'Red Stag' - Southern Comfort copy. Don't bother.
  8. @OuroJ culero.
  9. I WILL sleep tonight! Probably face down in the neighbour's garden!! twitter.com/Gilgamesssssh/…
  10. Well, You can never be too careful!
  11. Whilst totally naked, apart from safety boots and a hard hat.
  12. My workmates think it's a little strange of me welcoming the sun with upraised arms and chanting.
  13. I like the pagan symbolism, too. The rebirth of the world, and all that.
  14. Watching the fiery orange globe burning skywards through the mists is pretty special.
  15. I'm not a morning person, but the best part about nightshift is watching the sun come up.
  16. It didn't work - it made him more sluggish.
  17. My racing snail is not winning races anymore. I decided to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic.
  18. @OuroJ hohoho!
  19. Kevin & Perry Go Large - HUGE!
  20. OMFG. Nikki Minaj dancing in the sea. Or baby oil. Jesus, this doesn't help.