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  1. @danh1979 The key is when you teach Anna that counting starts with zero. And it TOTALLY DOES!!!
  2. I hate headlines with inflammatory speculations in the form of a question ala 'Obama Administration to Euthanize Puppies AND Grandparents??'
  3. Next time I play Scrabble with real people (i.e. not online), if anyone tried to play 'Qi', I think I'd probably punch 'em in the face!
  4. Why is the phrase 'Too much fun' typically associated with 'throwing up'? Roller Coasters, Carnivals, Bachelor/ette Parties...
  5. "Take two!!! Mother Muchachos!!!"
  6. Instead of Edward Forties-hands, we invented "Bixby Carton-hands"!!
  7. @lionbarz Did you say "Two Yoots"??
  8. Never knew they were saying 'Dancin' is forbidden... D-D-D-Dancin' is forbidden' at the ending credits of ATHF. #[CC]FTW
  9. My P.Terry's experience depends largely on the fries... soggy fries = not comin' back for a month. BTW, P.Terry's for breakfast tomorrow
  10. CRAP! I didn't hear the gunshot... are we supposed to be buying Christmas presents already?!? CRAP!!
  11. @lionbarz Silly Mo, Christmas isn't till the 25th. I blame either your iPhone calendar or your religion. Either way, I forgive you. #snowsux
  12. What's say we continue Mo-vember into Stubble-cember, Not-gonna-shave-uary. Then, shaving for Valentine's Day will actually mean something.
  13. If I don't freeze my behind off playing tennis over lunch, someone bring me some hot tea and a heating pad...and a sandwich. No mayo.
  14. If your last name is a noun and you have a child, don't make their first name a noun too. Unless you plan on them becoming a pro golfer.
  15. Thinking about putting together a desktop PC. Any recommendations a la Core vs. Nehalem vs. Westmere, ATI vs. NVIDIA, PSUs etc.
  16. I think the apocalypse is nigh. Proof: Candied Bacon Fudge http://bit.ly/52Kr1z
  17. Even if I haven't seen you today, the men's room is _not_ the place to catch up on holiday weekends. Go to the ladies room for chit-chat.
  18. Ugh... Laptop hinge is acting funny. I'm either going to fix the hinge temporarily, or be buying a new laptop very soon. :-/
  19. I can tell I've got a big day lined up when I get out of the shower only to put on clean pajamas
  20. BULLOCK!!! >:-)