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  1. I had a fight with the wife and didn't see her for three days... Then the swelling went down and I could see her out of one eye. 38 minutes ago from API
  2. I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. about 2 hours ago from API
  3. How's your noodle? about 3 hours ago from API
  4. A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show. about 4 hours ago from API
  5. No matter where you go, you're there. about 5 hours ago from API
  6. If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards. about 6 hours ago from API
  7. Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait! Not me! You. about 7 hours ago from API
  8. The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney. about 8 hours ago from API
  9. Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important. about 9 hours ago from API
  10. We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. about 10 hours ago from API
  11. Seek, and you shall be disappointed. about 11 hours ago from API
  12. Have you seen the new home surgery kit available via mail order? It's called Suture Self. about 12 hours ago from API
  13. Check this video out -- New Grass Revival - Can't Stop Now http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 12 hours ago from web
  14. A golf course is a site to be holed! about 13 hours ago from API
  15. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" about 14 hours ago from API
  16. I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing. about 15 hours ago from API
  17. Percussive Maintenance - this is the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. about 16 hours ago from API
  18. Success stops when you do. about 17 hours ago from API
  19. Wisdom consists in knowing what to do with what you know. about 18 hours ago from API
  20. First things first, but not necessarily in that order. about 19 hours ago from API