Ghlaghghee
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I put some microwave popcorn in the Tormentor's microwave for 45 minutes. Sometimes it's the simple schemes I enjoy the most.
about 24 hours ago
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The @ secret stuffing ingredient? Cat hair. It's secret even to them.
10:30 AM Nov 27th
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@ Um, have some cake. Please.
3:18 PM Nov 26th
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The humans spent hours looking for the turkey leg, but oddly the cat was nowhere to be found either.
10:46 AM Nov 26th
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This "Looney Tunes" show is providing me with some great ideas. Apparently it's socially acceptable for animals to drop anvils on humans.
8:12 AM Nov 25th
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It turns out turkey is like tuna, only with feathers. I think I'll enjoy this week.
11:54 AM Nov 24th
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It turns out my belly is ticklish. On the inside. Silly squirming mouse.
7:06 AM Nov 23rd
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@ You would be correct. About the only thing I do on command is vindictive hatred. I do that even without the command though.
10:44 AM Nov 22nd
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I rolled over again. It was good enough for yesterday, it's good enough for today.
7:29 AM Nov 22nd
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I rolled over. And for today, that's enough.
9:36 AM Nov 21st
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@ And you just hush.
8:11 AM Nov 20th
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For those wondering, the Tormentor has 3 cats (if you count Zeus), and I am NOT the Q-Tip eater. I AM the one that pees on them though.
8:07 AM Nov 20th
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So let me get this straight... You pick beans, burn them, grind up the remains, rinse them with hot water and drink the drippings? Gross.
7:58 AM Nov 20th
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@ Perhaps you're just not interesting enough to converse with.
7:41 AM Nov 19th
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Dear Clueless Humans: When we say "meow", it doesn't mean different things. We're not Smurfs. Meow just means meow. Deal with it.
7:32 AM Nov 19th
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I want you all to send me fresh tuna. I realize there will be too much, and some will rot -- but that makes for a fun game too. Hidden tuna.
8:10 AM Nov 18th
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@ I suspect the Lady, and in turn Kodi. Thankfully dogs are too stupid to use Twitter, and the Lady isn't interested. SSHHHHH!
10:58 AM Nov 17th
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@ You apparently don't know the Tormentor. He'd cook it after Kodi gnawed on it...
10:49 AM Nov 17th
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@ Can't I do both? :)
10:47 AM Nov 17th
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There is a huge turkey in the freezer. Soon I'll spread butter on the floor, so the Tormentor slips and drops the frozen bird on his toe...
10:42 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Ghlaghghee
- Location Sitting on John Scalzi's chair
- Web http://tinyurl.co...
- Bio I'm being held hostage in a human prison. They feed me dry kibble and make me pee in a box of gravel.
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