GhettoHikes
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“E.J. back there havin’ a starin’ contest with da sun, slowin' down the whole pack… homeboy shoulda gone to Space Camp.”
1:30 PM Feb 22nd
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“Mr. Cody, I ain't no snitch or nuffin' but Denny back there shovin’ colored rocks in his pockets. Homie lootin’ the forest!”
12:13 PM Feb 21st
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"Is rabbits eatable? Or you just s'posed to cuddle the fuck outta them?"
8:54 AM Feb 20th
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“Yo Mr. Cody, how many these mushrooms I gotta eat fo’ I Super Mario da fuck outta dis place?”
10:51 AM Feb 17th
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“I thought Lamar done snuck his puppy Jason on da trip... turns out that crazy ass just makin’ shadow puppets.”
9:59 AM Feb 16th
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"If Jackie T. get stung by a snake, who gunna suck out da poisons? That bitch smell like garbage water."
10:19 AM Feb 15th
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"HEY! Mr. Cody say no more Jelly Bellys if you usin' swear words… Holy shit! Yolanda got a piña colada bean!"
9:43 AM Feb 14th
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"Hey Dustin! Getcha ass ova here! We buildin' bird feeders! Peanut butter pinecone craft time motherfucka!"
11:45 AM Feb 13th
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A little story: "Mervin Goes Hunting for Snipes"
7:58 AM Feb 13th
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"We thought Thurman ova there havin' a seizure, turns out he just excited about nature."
12:15 PM Feb 12th
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"Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick… I'mma cut and paste this fuckin' orange leaf into my memories book."
11:02 AM Feb 10th
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"Them sheeps is funny lookin… Homie wearin' a snuggie full time."
12:06 PM Feb 9th
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"I'mma sneak one dem tadpoles in De'Shawn's ingredients bag, or whateva you call it… trail mixers."
11:56 AM Feb 8th
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"Rocks, sticks, rivers... Needa come out here with my fuckin' art supplies, paint alllllll this beautiful shit."
11:24 AM Feb 7th
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"Quinton's fat ass waaaay back there. Homie can't keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt, I'm like nobody here wear size Equator!"
7:42 AM Feb 7th
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"Mr. Cody, this cool but next time I get my cousin D'wayne to deliver us Papa Johns. Rename these woods pizza party forest."
8:26 AM Feb 6th
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"Mr Cody, you think I get in trouble if I shoot me one them extincted animals?"
1:05 PM Feb 4th
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"Mr. Cody, when you say dem swans mate for life, you mean like she good to go whenever… like one dem foreva stamps?"
12:32 PM Feb 3rd
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"Yo Mr. Cody, this sleepin' bag is feelin' goooood. Feel like I'm kickin' it wit a big ass loofa or some shit."
8:59 AM Feb 3rd
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"If me and Jévon find a treasures chest out here, we makin' the bus driver stop by the Coinstar. Cool?"
8:54 AM Feb 2nd
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- Name Ghetto Hikes
- Location USA
- Web http://www.ghetto...
- Bio I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids (of all races) on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say. email: ghettohikes@gmail.com
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