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GettinWet

  1. Never met a pigeon toed woman who didn't like anal sex.
  2. "wrinkle free" really isn't.
  3. Did I mention I'm a persian gulf vet?
  4. I never have, nor will I ever, understand Vanilla.
  5. If you run in front of a train, when the gates are down. EVEN if its stopped. DON'T expect to ride on that train.
  6. When a girl says "a friend" and you know its more. Does it mean she wants to appear available?
  7. Mens wallet DON'T hold change.
  8. (262) There is no excuse for ugly panties.
  9. Aren't there 4 bhavins?
  10. Dirty thoughts when you hear the word train in my profession isn't good.
  11. Women who love oral vs. Women who love anal... Discuss...
  12. 23k texts a month is an addiction. D
  13. lucky popsickle
  14. Were on break. We will be back in may.
  15. I'm good as ever. I'm married to HER. How could I ever complain.
  16. If life gives you lemons. Do tequila shots
  17. A good slut is a terrible thing to waste
  18. They both can smell what's in the box but neither one can eat it.
  19. What do the pizza delivery man and the gynocologist have in common?
  20. Were back...... Who missed me?