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  1. On principle, I don't use computer 'things' that launch with elitist strategy of inviting a favoured few. If I'm not good enough, sod off.
  2. @CURZONPRODUCT Oh, so would I, but it ain't never going to happen. Jonas Kaufmann and Crossover, no way!
  3. @BBCMusicMag Jonas Kaufmann: "My Beatles Tribute"
  4. @BBCMusicMag Katherine Jenkins sings Carmen
  5. Tonight in Los Angeles, Plácido Domingo as Bajazet in Handel's Tamerlano, the 3rd of 5 performances, basically every other night.
  6. It's too bloody cold to go swimming.
  7. @lyled4d To do that I'd have to remove my trousers & knickers, & climb onto filing cabinet which I'm not doing, cos of vertigo.
  8. I want to have been swimming. I don't want standing on one leg to put trousers on while avoiding trailing them across wet floor.
  9. @lyled4d Shut up fucker. I couldn't print with Oracle open so I shut Oracle & tried a test print which worked. What would you do smart arse
  10. Oi moron I printed that thing off cos I've intermittent printing problems. You have no right to snigger at what I print. Assume good reason
  11. As for the colleague who was born when it was Rod Stewart's Baby Jane the less we say the better! Someone else has I'm Alive - Hollies
  12. Finding birth date number ones for colleagues. From now on one chap might be known as Ernie the fastest milkman in the west.
  13. @lipsticklori And on facebook, Lyle's dog puke is next to someone else's cat cba to do its business outside. Happy Wednesday!
  14. It's just PC correctness gone mad
  15. Dear Windows. I decide when the computer restarts. I own it. Understood?
  16. @silverfin9 Oh, superb! Never come across that one before!
  17. I'm worried about the threat of Liverpool in the FA Cup.
  18. Oh dear, the sight of three rich men on Newsnight struggling to read a simplified balance sheet. Where do they get these people from?
  19. I was looking forward to settling down to watch Waterloo Rod but it's not on until tomorrow. Like, how sad is that!
  20. @bbcmusicmag I'd like to see PRS prove office is public. No more so than home or hotel room. Not open for randoms to enter cf hairdresser