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  1. I love sex in books, but do something else, please! Even Swing had some killing, ghosts, and burning forests tossed in. Thank you.
  2. My one venture into Erotica was a poetry collection of sex poems, but that went without creating silly horny characters.
  3. I would never be able to write a book that depends solely on sex. (Erotica). The plot needs more than "I want him" "I got him!" COCK.
  4. I'm not a morning person. If you try to play around with my coffee and I can/will bite you!!!
  5. Staying up all night to watch Cleopatra - YAY!
  6. 26 days left for the release of my next poetry collection!!! I'm going to have to start collecting Beta-Readers to get early reviews.
  7. THIS MAN DESERVES TO BE KILLED WITH FIRE!!! Local Pastor Calls For Death of 'Queers & Homosexuals': youtu.be/d2n7vSPwhSU via @youtube
  8. Goodbye Wisteria Lane my ***! I didn't watch this season at all! I'm waiting until the DVD is out to put the ending off as long as possible!
  9. @xoSmile4Bieber Maybe you've already had too many? lol
  10. Blondie - One Way Or Another: youtu.be/KXewIR7Y7cc via @youtube
  11. #PastTheirSellByDateCelebs why everybody say Madonna? Just cuz she's around freakishly long doesn't mean she's gone bad. I say Lil' Kim.
  12. My english teacher assigned a paper without telling me what to write about. Yeah, school's still in my schedule by default! Stupid whore -.-
  13. "No more Biscotti for you!" "Wha? Porqua? Faime! J'faime! Porqua?!" "Shut up!"
  14. I hate looking at close-up pictures of tattoos... at one point you don't know what body part you're looking at anymore! Lest there's nipple.
  15. North Carolina...I hope you all burn in Hell where you belong. To all the screwed over smart people in North Carolina, THE BORDERS ARE OPEN.
  16. @BLOOD19821 Wow. I doubt there's no place for extreme violence. I free insanely violent books out there all the time.