GeorgeWBush
Misquoted again. "His good name was dragged through the mud for political reasons" should be "His name dragged a good dept through the mud."
| GeorgeWBush Gonzo's leavin'. He's a good man; I fully support him in his new job as my boot-licker. Got a lot of mud down here, Bertie, better get busy! |
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| GeorgeWBush Queenie Lizzie's birthday party today. She's lookin' good for 110 years old, or however old she is. Hottt! Hottt!! Hottt!!! With three Ts. |
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| GeorgeWBush Griffin at NASA is one smart guy. Sure there's global warming, but that just means longer summers. And the beach gets closer to my ranch. |
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| GeorgeWBush Hey, I've got an idea! I'll start talking about that Darfur place and maybe people will stop asking me about Iraq! Sometimes I'm so smart! |
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| GeorgeWBush Signed that bill today, just wish it didn't have all that extra crap. Screw helping the people on the Gulf, I just want to kill some Iraqis. |
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| GeorgeWBush That Carter fella, he was a president, right? Don't know why he'd bust on me like that. I mean, I really like peanuts. A lot. |
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| GeorgeWBush Those darn Dems and their political theater! They oughta just drop it. It's not nearly as good as *my* political theater. |
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| GeorgeWBush I'm giving the commencement address at St. Vincent's (http://tinyurl.com/2tvn5a). Their degree is almost as good as the one I bought. |
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| GeorgeWBush Don't know what the big deal is about Alberto G's honesty. He's just as honest as I am, and that should be good enough for anyone! |
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| GeorgeWBush It was cool having the Greek Orthodox Bishop at the White House yesterday. He was just like an older version of those guys from "300" |
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| GeorgeWBush The slim majority the Dems had in the House today reminds me of my majority in the 2000 election. Oh wait, that wasn't a majority. |
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| GeorgeWBush Long day of sitting around, staring at the protraits today, not much napping. I got to make fun of a few Democrats, though. Time to head ho ... |
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| GeorgeWBush Did you know I have my own ZIP 4 address? I didn't. It's 20500-0001. Send me some mail! |
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| GeorgeWBush OK! At work now. L:work=1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC, 20500 ;) |
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| GeorgeWBush Up and at em! At home, L:home=1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC, 20500 |
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| GeorgeWBush Yeah baby! Pimped out my twitter page (http://twitter.com/GeorgeWBush)! Gotta hit the hay before Laura catches me |
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| GeorgeWBush Jesus on a biscuit! Dozed off during LOST and missed about half of it. Kinda like a cabinet meeting. |
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| GeorgeWBush Gettin ready to watch LOST. That Kate, what a babe! |
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| GeorgeWBush Just told Gonzo that I'd back him all the way, just like I backed Rummy and Brownie. |
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